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Zakk:

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--- Quote from: shmokes on March 25, 2009, 11:57:56 pm ---  I moved here from the desert.  I didn't carry an umbrella in the desert. 

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Even though I've decided that you are actually an ignorant, self important jackass because of this thread, I have to admit that bit there is quite funny. 

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I used to live in Las Vegas - An Umbrella is quite important, especially if you leave your hat in the car in the summer.  Those mini fold-up ones can save your life.

Umbrella = odd looks and stares, especially walking down the Strip.

Sun Stroke = Death or expensive medical bills.  Laughs from your friends and co-workers.

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I've heard that you can burn your head so bad that your brains leak out in a yellow ooze and put you in the hospital for a week.  THANK GOD I'VE NEVER ACCIDENTALLY SEEN A PICTURE OF THAT!!!! :angry:

shmokes:

--- Quote from: ChadTower on March 26, 2009, 09:15:24 am ---
I love how getting wet from an act of nature is comparable to calling emergency services on the phone.   :laugh2:

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Who said it was comparable.  I'm trying to say they're NOT comparable.  Hence I addressed the one and ignored the other.   :laugh2:

shmokes:

--- Quote from: ark_ader on March 26, 2009, 12:21:03 pm ---
I used to live in Las Vegas . . .


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I was in Southern Utah (Cedar City), about 2 1/2 hours away from Vegas.  The desert I lived in isn't nearly as bad as the desert you lived in.  We topped out at about 105 degrees in the summer.  I worked in St. George, which came closer to Vegas, though.  Unacceptably hot.  And dry.

ChadTower:

jim's getting desperate.  Every time he trots that out it gets less and less worthwhile to him.   :dizzy:

Ed_McCarron:
Sheesh.  Even I gave up on the loading wood jokes.

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