Author Topic: sorry please delete (oh, OK then just keep it) (Read 29273 times)

IG-88 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 11, 2009, 02:00:59 pm »

Brilliant !!

DaOld Man · « **Reply #2 on:** January 11, 2009, 02:44:07 pm »

Cant wait to see this one!!

leapinlew · « **Reply #3 on:** January 11, 2009, 02:46:52 pm »

Donkey_Kong · « **Reply #4 on:** January 11, 2009, 03:21:02 pm »

AWESOME, Bender!

Wait, what are we looking at again here?

XeviouS · « **Reply #5 on:** January 12, 2009, 01:23:48 am »

Beautiful work Bender......you made a cabinet that folds completely into nothing!!!

Can't wait to not see your next project!

Bender · « **Reply #6 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:08:44 am »

I shouldn't reply on this thread cause it's a mistake, but damn if these aren't the funniest thing I've read

Magnet_Eye · « **Reply #7 on:** January 12, 2009, 05:11:26 am »

lay off the sauce, Bender.

Martijn · « **Reply #8 on:** January 12, 2009, 07:20:23 am »

where are the pics !!

Bender · « **Reply #9 on:** January 12, 2009, 10:40:55 am »

I am laying off the sauce...

Thats the problem

system01 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 12, 2009, 12:13:16 pm »

Ah... Blind, stinking sober!

That IS a problem.

IG-88 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 12, 2009, 03:15:31 pm »

I like that last pic Bender, how'd you do that?

Hilarious

By the way you guys are gonna LOVE this next project! We're talkin a possible Mamey in the works.

csa3d · « **Reply #12 on:** January 12, 2009, 04:14:23 pm »

Please provide the sketchup plans if you get time. Hopefully my 3d printer can mass produce those brown bottles.

-csa

DaOld Man · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2009, 08:37:55 pm »

I heard this project will be so slick you wont be able to see it.

Bender · « **Reply #14 on:** January 13, 2009, 11:45:59 pm »

(Hint)... actually if you look really close you can see it

BASS! · « **Reply #15 on:** January 14, 2009, 05:57:22 am »

Come on, now I'm drinking I don't get to see it:-( why cant we all bask in your soberness:-)

danny_galaga · « **Reply #16 on:** January 14, 2009, 06:52:59 am »

Quote from: Bender on January 13, 2009, 11:45:59 pm

(Hint)... actually if you look really close you can see it

a head to head bar top? that could be great for the fighting games (",)

sorta like mini candy cabs...

IG-88 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2009, 09:01:43 am »

I saw the original and the hint. It's right there.......

Todd H · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2009, 09:05:30 am »

Wow! This cab may rival the infamous Mission Control project.

mountain · « **Reply #19 on:** January 14, 2009, 09:39:15 am »

Quote from: Todd H on January 14, 2009, 09:05:30 am

Wow! This cab may rival the infamous Mission Control project.

Bender will finish it though.

Todd H · « **Reply #20 on:** January 14, 2009, 10:03:56 am »

Quote from: mountain on January 14, 2009, 09:39:15 am

Quote from: Todd H on January 14, 2009, 09:05:30 am
Wow! This cab may rival the infamous Mission Control project.

Bender will finish it though.

mountain · « **Reply #21 on:** January 14, 2009, 10:42:17 am »

This is the greatest non-build build thread....ever!

dkssprs · « **Reply #22 on:** January 14, 2009, 04:44:15 pm »

i think there is not much space for the hardware

GO for it man

Bender · « **Reply #23 on:** January 15, 2009, 10:15:15 am »

Quote from: dkssprs on January 14, 2009, 04:44:15 pm

i think there is not much space for the hardware
GO for it man

half the distance to nothing, is still nothing so I figure I have twice as much room as that!

DaOld Man · « **Reply #24 on:** January 16, 2009, 07:11:19 am »

Is this the stuff dreams are made of?

mllkat · « **Reply #25 on:** January 16, 2009, 09:01:08 am »

I was so inspired by Bender's work that I have completed three projects just like it. My wife thinks it is the best work I have NEVER done.

mountain · « **Reply #26 on:** January 16, 2009, 09:39:20 am »

Quote from: mllkat on January 16, 2009, 09:01:08 am

I was so inspired by Bender's work that I have completed three projects just like it. My wife thinks it is the best work I have NEVER done.

Me too! I spent 0.0 hours on it last night and got it done. Here are some finished pics.

Thanks Bender! You are an inspiration to us all.

Bender · « **Reply #27 on:** January 16, 2009, 10:58:14 am »

Quote from: mountain on January 16, 2009, 09:39:20 am

Quote from: mllkat on January 16, 2009, 09:01:08 am
I was so inspired by Bender's work that I have completed three projects just like it. My wife thinks it is the best work I have NEVER done.

Me too! I spent 0.0 hours on it last night and got it done. Here are some finished pics.

Thanks Bender! You are an inspiration to us all.

anything to help out!

By the way I STILL haven't finished mine yet...
tells you how slow I am and how good Moutain is!

Franco B · « **Reply #28 on:** January 16, 2009, 11:58:32 am »

Damn it, I was going to build one of these! Have you been reading my mind Bender?

mllkat · « **Reply #29 on:** January 16, 2009, 01:29:28 pm »

Quote from: mountain on January 16, 2009, 09:39:20 am

Quote from: mllkat on January 16, 2009, 09:01:08 am
I was so inspired by Bender's work that I have completed three projects just like it. My wife thinks it is the best work I have NEVER done.

Me too! I spent 0.0 hours on it last night and got it done. Here are some finished pics.

Thanks Bender! You are an inspiration to us all.

WOW! I have always wanted to create great works just like Mountain and Bender....and Now I HAVE!!! "So this is victory...it has a sweet taste." - Trelayne from Star Trek:"the Squire of Gothos"

DaOld Man · « **Reply #30 on:** January 16, 2009, 05:09:22 pm »

I was thinking, maybe I should build one too, and before I got the words out, I had made one.
Here are the concept pics:
And build pics (phase 1):
Build pics (Phase 2):
Screwup #1:
Fixed screwup:
finished project:
Redo:
And the absolute final:

YoGaBaR · « **Reply #31 on:** January 16, 2009, 06:38:05 pm »

Any chance I can get the dimensions from you lord bender. I want to build this really bad. OR would you sell me one built?

XeviouS · « **Reply #32 on:** January 17, 2009, 12:58:46 am »

I had a fully functional Mame cabinet that took me months to build.....but I've just disassembled it to make it look like Bender's latest masterpiece.

And for the final finishing touch, I've deleted every picture that I took of it.

Now tomorrow: electroshock therapy to make me forget I ever built it.

Here's the finished product:

jfunk · « **Reply #33 on:** January 17, 2009, 09:35:33 am »

I was mostly done, but got it into a playable state.. you know the rest. *sigh*

Expressline99 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:33:32 am »

I actually got the plans to the CP off an old C-64. I picked up the machine at a salvation army store...seemed to have information from Area 51 no pictures of course...just some crude Sprites. Old hardware limitations ya know. Then I found an CP design program made in basic on it....the REM statements had Benders signature embedded in them. Seems Bender has been working on this forever.

Ond · « **Reply #35 on:** March 26, 2009, 12:34:49 am »

ewwwww I just snotted myself larfing at this

mllkat · « **Reply #36 on:** March 26, 2009, 11:26:06 am »

Well, I just wanted to report that Bender's design proved to be so popular that I sold all three of mine. You just can't beat a cab that can fit anywhere and nowhere at the same time.

Now, what to do with my new financial windfall?? I know....I can supersize the next time I go to the golden arches...

Hornpipe2 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 26, 2009, 11:42:09 am »

I'm not sure I have the space for one of these in my house.

Bender · « **Reply #38 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:51:45 am »

Quote from: mllkat on March 26, 2009, 11:26:06 am

Well, I just wanted to report that Bender's design proved to be so popular that I sold all three of mine. You just can't beat a cab that can fit anywhere and nowhere at the same time. Now, what to do with my new financial windfall?? I know....I can supersize the next time I go to the golden arches...

Where's my percentage?

mllkat · « **Reply #39 on:** March 27, 2009, 01:57:25 pm »

Quote from: Bender on March 27, 2009, 11:51:45 am

Quote from: mllkat on March 26, 2009, 11:26:06 am
Well, I just wanted to report that Bender's design proved to be so popular that I sold all three of mine. You just can't beat a cab that can fit anywhere and nowhere at the same time. Now, what to do with my new financial windfall?? I know....I can supersize the next time I go to the golden arches...

Where's my percentage?

You didn't receive it?

Man....you just can't trust anyone these days. My accountant assured me that you would get your fair market share of the profits. I can't believe you didn't get those fries!! Don't feel too bad though, I think they made them in the same grease as the chicken McNuggets.

Bender · « **Reply #40 on:** March 27, 2009, 02:06:21 pm »

I just found out from my accountant that I DID receive it, but it disappeared along with the rest of my investments
man it's sad you can't even bank on fries these days

mllkat · « **Reply #41 on:** March 28, 2009, 05:42:35 pm »

Quote from: Bender on March 27, 2009, 02:06:21 pm

I just found out from my accountant that I DID receive it, but it disappeared along with the rest of my investments
man it's sad you can't even bank on fries these days

WOW!! What good is a bailout when it won't even protect a good french fry investment.

I knew I should have sent the Hardee's $6.00 burger instead. It's been said to really hold it's market value...must be all those preservatives!

Expressline99 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 28, 2009, 09:03:27 pm »

I have been trying to describe this to my wife but the pictures as well as the plans....well they look like the cabinet. Any ideas how I can better accomplish this task? I really want to build one but she says it won't fit....but as you all know it fits everywhere and nowhere all at once....

Bender · « **Reply #43 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:43:55 pm »

Quote from: Expressline99 on March 28, 2009, 09:03:27 pm

I have been trying to describe this to my wife but the pictures as well as the plans....well they look like the cabinet. Any ideas how I can better accomplish this task? I really want to build one but she says it won't fit....but as you all know it fits everywhere and nowhere all at once....

that's an easy one....
just explain to her that it works the same way that all her shoes fit in the closet

XeviouS · « **Reply #44 on:** March 29, 2009, 01:51:08 am »

Quote from: Expressline99 on March 28, 2009, 09:03:27 pm

I have been trying to describe this to my wife but the pictures as well as the plans....well they look like the cabinet. Any ideas how I can better accomplish this task? I really want to build one but she says it won't fit....but as you all know it fits everywhere and nowhere all at once....

Well, the unique aspect of Bender's design is that you can build a much smaller version first, and then store the full-size version inside of it!

Expressline99 · « **Reply #45 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:18:35 am »

Quote from: Xevious on March 29, 2009, 01:51:08 am

Quote from: Expressline99 on March 28, 2009, 09:03:27 pm
I have been trying to describe this to my wife but the pictures as well as the plans....well they look like the cabinet. Any ideas how I can better accomplish this task? I really want to build one but she says it won't fit....but as you all know it fits everywhere and nowhere all at once....

Well, the unique aspect of Bender's design is that you can build a much smaller version first, and then store the full-size version inside of it!

This might resolve everything. During my quest to understand the materials used I think I have figured it out.

Its a combo of Antimatter and worm holes. Problem is I think bender is the only one that knows the ratio...get it wrong and you have a major league problem with size big or small.

ikonat · « **Reply #46 on:** March 29, 2009, 07:56:46 am »

This thread has inspired me to build nothing! Took me 4 years but the result is totally absent! I'd love to see the financial side on this one.

mllkat · « **Reply #47 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:31:40 pm »

Even though I reaped a GREAT benefit, I choose to dwell on the enjoyment and fulfillment that is received by others in this endeavor. Never has so little meant so much to so few...or something like that.

chrisdfw · « **Reply #48 on:** March 30, 2009, 06:02:42 pm »

I hope he didn't destroy a dedicated Major Havoc to make that cabinet!

The empty space to the left looks just like the empty space to the left of a dedicated Major Havoc I used to play.

Bender · « **Reply #49 on:** March 30, 2009, 06:46:00 pm »

I can personally guarantee no actual cabs were injured in the making of this thread!

mllkat · « **Reply #50 on:** March 31, 2009, 11:23:58 am »

Quote from: chrisdfw on March 30, 2009, 06:02:42 pm

I hope he didn't destroy a dedicated Major Havoc to make that cabinet!

The empty space to the left looks just like the empty space to the left of a dedicated Major Havoc I used to play.

It's like I always say...."Nothing" looks different to different people" Wow...that was so deep I don't even know what I said.

Quote from: Bender on March 30, 2009, 06:46:00 pm

I can personally guarantee no actual cabs were injured in the making of this thread!

I concur....I myself didn't touch a thing in the making of my creations. I promise.

BASS! · « **Reply #51 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:44:35 am »

I love drinking then coming back to this thread:-)

mllkat · « **Reply #52 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:57:53 pm »

Quote from: uprightbass360 on April 01, 2009, 06:44:35 am

I love drinking then coming back to this thread:-)

That's funny. I usually do MY drinking BEFORE I post on this thread. In retrospect...that explains a lot!!


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