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Todd H:
I think we scared all of the non-parents into never having children.  :laugh2:

Guys, as bad as all of this sounds I wouldn't trade a minute of it. I love every minute I spend with my son.

DaOld Man:
I just read this thread again and thought of an interesting story I would share with all you  dads.
When my daughter was about 2 or 3, we went to an annual festival here where they have a parade.
My mom lived about a half mile from the downtime area, so we parked at her house and I took my daughter downtown to watch the parade with her daddy.
We found a pretty decent place by the street and awaited the parade to start.
All of a sudden my daughter said, "Daddy I got to pee."
Well, Im thinking it's a pretty long walk back to my moms house and I didnt know anyone in that area to ask to use the bathroom. Pretty soon ignoring her cries just didnt work for me anymore.
I looked behind us and the crowd and there was a hedgerow between two houses.
So I took her behind the bushes and pulled down her pants and told her to squat and pee.
This was not a good idea. She didnt go along with it anyway, and she started crying and screaming.
I thought, you know, here is a grown man behind the bush with a young girl screaming her head off. I though WTH am I doing??
So I pulled her clothes back up and told her we were going back to granmas to pee.
She was just fine after that.
Luckily nobody heard (or saw) what was going on, or maybe they knew what I was doing because she was getting pretty loud about wanting to pee.
I could imagine being arrested for public child abuse or something worse.
It's funny now, but it sure wasnt then.

Ginsu Victim:
DirtyOld Man?

DaOld Man:
I have some candy...

shardian:
I never got pee'd or pooped on once. I was a ninja with the diaper changes to prevent that exact scene. She did toot once, and that scared me. The wife on the other hand got pee'd and pooped on. She always waited until the diaper was all the way off to get out the wipe.


The funniest thing I ever witnessed though was my the 6 year old cousin. He had fallen asleep on the couch watching TV. I was sitting in the recliner watching a game, when, in his sleep, he pulls down the front of his pants and lets loose. He pissed all over himself! I screamed at him, and he woke up without a clue as to what was going on. That must have been one super realistic dream toilet he was standing at.

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