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Hoopz:

--- Quote from: orion on December 03, 2008, 11:00:13 am ---
--- Quote from: Hoopz on December 03, 2008, 10:30:04 am ---
Exactly.  I'd suggest opening the diaper for a few seconds to let air in, then covering it back up so when he pees it goes all over the soiled diaper. 

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Really???  :-[ Well whatdaya know.... thanks

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They should have told you that at the hospital.  It's pretty basic stuff that the nurses know. 

2600:

--- Quote from: Hoopz on December 03, 2008, 11:46:15 am ---
--- Quote from: orion on December 03, 2008, 11:00:13 am ---
--- Quote from: Hoopz on December 03, 2008, 10:30:04 am ---
Exactly.  I'd suggest opening the diaper for a few seconds to let air in, then covering it back up so when he pees it goes all over the soiled diaper. 

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Really???  :-[ Well whatdaya know.... thanks

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They should have told you that at the hospital.  It's pretty basic stuff that the nurses know. 

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Ditto.

The one thing they didn't mention is poo can fly. 

Caught my wife and I both by surprise one day.  We were changing my first son's diaper one day, lift his bottom up to put the new diaper under him.  Then BAM! yadda yadda yadda I had to clean the walls.

ChadTower:

Anything can fly when there is enough compressed air behind it.   :laugh2:

I almost got arrested one time trying to put my son's coat on at the mall.  He hated his coat and would scream every time I tried to put it on him.  We're at the mall door, it's Feb in MA, and he needs his coat on.  Boy screaming like I'm breaking his arm.  Woman goes and gets a nearby cop who of course insists on inspecting the boy.  All well and good, I suppose, but all I'm trying to do is get the kid's coat on so he doesn't die on the way to the car.

And I don't even have to tell you what happened the time my little brother started screaming "THAT'S NOT MY MOMMY" at the mall as we're dragging him out to the car for being a butthead.   :banghead:

mountain:
This thread reminded me of a recent commercial where the dad is changing the kid at a party or something in a back bedroom . The kid pees all over the walls and pictures  with garden hose velocity. I have only seen it once, but I died laughing when I saw it. 

Hoopz:

--- Quote from: ChadTower on December 03, 2008, 12:14:48 pm ---And I don't even have to tell you what happened the time my little brother started screaming "THAT'S NOT MY MOMMY" at the mall as we're dragging him out to the car for being a butthead.   :banghead:

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Now that's hilarious!

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