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saint:
Never been peed on.
danny_galaga:
yep, sounds like heaps of fun! but i think i might still pass on the having of the kids...
Ummon:
--- Quote from: ChadTower on December 02, 2008, 11:39:42 am ---
I remember one time we were all sitting eating dinner. Son (18 months) is in a bouncy seat on the floor next to the table. For some reason he used to like to take that exact time every night to poop and was not subtle about it. We see his face start to turn red and he's squeezing but it's that time so we think nothing of it. His face turns redder than usual, and keep in mind he's a pale redhead, so that's plenty red. He lets out a little whimper and then we hear it. The sound that came from this kid sounded can only be compared to what I think a tank of compressed air would sound like if it failed 6' deep in a bog. He screamed like someone burned him and actually blew a hole in his diaper. 15 seconds later he was quiet again and so asleep we wondered if he weren't showing signs of PTSD.
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That's a goood one.
DaOld Man:
I wish this board was here when my kids were very young.
It would be fun to print them out and show them to my kids now, son 26, daughter 17.
I can see it all now, when my daughters boyfriend (Grrrrrr), comes over, "Hey hun, lets dig out those old posts describing in detail of when you pooped all over yourself."
You guys with daughters may want to hang onto these experiences for later.
Mountain, I hear you about the boys peeing. If a man could maintain that pressure throughout his life, I'd be able to pee across the Grand Canyon now.
orion:
--- Quote from: shardian on December 02, 2008, 01:16:28 pm ---Our daughter is closing in quickly on 2. We both look back and truly miss being spit up on. There's nothing in the world that makes you feel more 'needed' than having bodily fluids projected on to you by a kid. :laugh2:
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Yea it does make you feel needed in a weird kind of way, I realize that they grow up quickly and I'm enjoying it right now. You guys talking about only being peed on three times. My kid is only 2 1/2 months and he does that to us about three times a day (my wife gets it more than I do though for some reason.... makes me laugh) He has already peed in his eyes a few times, peed in my face several times (I am no stranger to the taste of urine) My parents are telling me that I used to do that to them all the time except they think I was doing it on purpose because I would laugh at them when I did it.... this kid takes after me in a lot of ways. The pee just doesn't bother me much I just take a burp cloth (or my hand) and block it to keep him from hosing down the room....whatever. He did spit up in his eye once, and had some stuck right in the middle of his eye. I was kind of freaking trying to get it out... not like I could just stick my finger in his eye and fish it out. It didn't seem to bother him though, he just had a chunk of white puke sitting right in the middle of his eyeball for about an hour. It looked like it should have been painful.
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