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mountain:
--- Quote from: orion on December 02, 2008, 01:10:29 pm ---I've never had a child barf in my mouth before.....
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I am still amazed at the stream of pee that came from my infant son when he decided to let it fly while changing his diaper. Keep your mouth shut at all times with the boys, trust me.
ChadTower:
Heh. My son once peed in his own eyes and screamed. I think it burned a little.
Hoopz:
My only story here is that I was changing one of my daughter's diapers and was sitting cross legged on the floor. She had some loose stool and it got me from the top of my t-shirt, down the front, and across my shorts & ankles. First and only time (so far) that I've gotten hit.
My step son (10 yrs old now) always has quality projectile vomit. About two months ago, he was doing the dishes after dinner, ran to the hallway and lost it. 8 feet of puke on wood floors....
I got in trouble the next morning by giving him a White Castle before his football game. ;D
mountain:
--- Quote from: Hoopz on December 02, 2008, 01:44:41 pm ---I got in trouble the next morning by giving him a White Castle before his football game. ;D
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That'll do it, usually the other end though :D
Hoopz:
--- Quote from: mountain on December 02, 2008, 01:48:20 pm ---
--- Quote from: Hoopz on December 02, 2008, 01:44:41 pm ---I got in trouble the next morning by giving him a White Castle before his football game. ;D
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That'll do it, usually the other end though :D
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Figured he was already flushed out though....
He knows though that if he pukes during the game, to puke on the ball when he is playing defense. :)
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