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I still swear up to this day that babies do head stands in their cribs whenever they have the runs and your not looking. I've witnessed Guinness book material where it actually reached the back of their necks. It's a conspiracy I tell you. I honestly feel for you.
orion:
I've never had a child barf in my mouth before..... had no idea something like that was even possible to be honest with you, but I will be sure to add that to my database of "crazy @#*! that can happen to you when raising a child" and be vigilant to guard against that one :) At the moment I am having to change clothes about three to six times a day as the little one keeps me covered in spit up, but so far I've not had the pleasure of an experience like that.
"Wouldn't trade my kids for the world, non parents just don't understand such things."
Nope I don't think they even have a clue... I sure didn't
"He screamed like someone burned him and actually blew a hole in his diaper." :o
shardian:
Our daughter is closing in quickly on 2. We both look back and truly miss being spit up on. There's nothing in the world that makes you feel more 'needed' than having bodily fluids projected on to you by a kid. :laugh2:
ChadTower:
--- Quote from: shardian on December 02, 2008, 01:16:28 pm ---There's nothing in the world that makes you feel more 'needed' than having bodily fluids projected on to you by a kid. :laugh2:
--- End quote ---
I once heard someone say that but she wasn't talking about kids...
SavannahLion:
My son is 15 months and he's been in this weird fascination with his diaper area for nearly six months now. He has a bad rash so he scratches alot. If he's not wearing any pants, he gets his hands under there... well you get the idea.
The worst was when he had the runs really bad and he pulled his diaper open and it dripped down his leg, up his back and got it all over his hands. I never realized how hard it is to hold a screaming infant by his hands, avoid dripping poop everywhere, run the shower without scalding or freezing him and take off the diaper all at the same time.
Later that same day (well before noon). My GF and I were changing him. We just put a new diaper on him when he pooped. So we change him again. While we're cleaning him, poop shoots out and flies for a good four feet and sprays the bedroom door. What doesn't hit the door hit my GF. At that point, we just grabbed the nearest thing (diapers) and just hold them over his bottom as he finishes.
It was Holy Hell in a handbasket for the rest of the day. :dizzy:
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