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patrickl:
Man arrested for growing pot in TV

Guy was arrested for growing marijuana in a hollowed out big screen TV. Guess people noticed that the TV image was changing really slowly.


Russian Policeman Kills Himself Scratching Nose with His Gun


--- Quote ---An armed 23 year old policeman in Moscow fell victim of his own carelessness. He decided to scratch an itchy spot on his nose with a gun and accidentally killed himself, the Moskovsky Komsomolets reports.
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WTF?

shmokes:

--- Quote from: patrickl on May 07, 2010, 07:08:25 pm ---

--- Quote ---An armed 23 year old policeman in Moscow fell victim of his own carelessness. He decided to scratch an itchy spot on his nose with a gun and accidentally killed himself, the Moskovsky Komsomolets reports.
--- End quote ---

WTF?

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The reasoning that leads them to conclude that he was scratching his nose is bombastically stupid.  It goes like this:

1. Guy shoots himself in the head.
2. No suicide note
3. Therefore, he must have been scratching an itch on his nose with his gun and then accidentally pulled the trigger.

Nobody saw anything.  They just went in and found a guy who killed himself but didn't leave a suicide note.

patrickl:
Yeah, not sure whether the police "investigation" or the headline is the wackiest  :P

Ed_McCarron:
Maybe it -really- itched?

patrickl:
Hail storm in Oklahoma City.

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