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Jdurg:
I'm always a tiny bit nervous about finding someone in my house who is not expected because I don't think I could retain a stable sense of mind.  I have a feeling that I would just absolutely freak out and beat the person to death and then have to deal with that for the rest of my life as well as a jail sentence.

I gave my parents a spare set of keys to my house when I moved in so that they could stop by if they wanted and I was away.  One Saturday morning, my father stopped by on his way into work and I was sound asleep and didn't hear him pull in.  I just heard noise from my kitchen and the opening of trash bags.  (He was taking out my recyclables and anything that could be turned it at the bottle return).  I just reacted instinctively, put on some clothes and grabbed a baseball bat in one hand and a knife in the other.  My dad, fortunately, heard me coming down the stairs and said something, but my body went into instinct mode and I would have violently attacked and slaughtered anybody I ever caught in my house.  This is probably why I don't own a gun.

WunderCade:
Just a quick note, if you want to make a policeman chuckle, go to your local police dept. and ask them to fingerprint those keys for you.

SithMaster:

--- Quote from: Jdurg on August 04, 2008, 04:40:26 pm ---I'm always a tiny bit nervous about finding someone in my house who is not expected because I don't think I could retain a stable sense of mind.  I have a feeling that I would just absolutely freak out and beat the person to death and then have to deal with that for the rest of my life as well as a jail sentence.
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 ??? Why would you go to jail?  If you dispose of the body correctly no one should know what happened.

Dartful Dodger:

--- Quote from: SithMaster on August 04, 2008, 05:30:13 pm ---
--- Quote from: Jdurg on August 04, 2008, 04:40:26 pm ---I'm always a tiny bit nervous about finding someone in my house who is not expected because I don't think I could retain a stable sense of mind.  I have a feeling that I would just absolutely freak out and beat the person to death and then have to deal with that for the rest of my life as well as a jail sentence.
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 ??? Why would you go to jail?  If you dispose of the body correctly no one should know what happened.

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I was with a few buddies of mine on an 800 acre farm and we were target shooting with various rifles and shot guns.

Someone asked the guy who owned the property if his insurance would cover any accidents. 
He replied, “I know how to use a shovel”.

ark_ader:

--- Quote from: hulkster on August 04, 2008, 10:56:52 am ---
my step-dad died last year...but i'm sure you've had it worse than me, so why dont you tell me how my step-dad's death has some "merit" because now i dont have to drive across state to see him, so hey, i'm saving gas money.  sheesh!  a
hypernova - i hope you catch the turds that stole your stuff.  yes it's just "stuff" and cant take it with you  8)...but it still sucks big time to have it stolen.

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My step dad died of cancer.  He went the worse way imaginable,  Two months later my real dad dies. 

What's your point?    ::)

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