The auto-censor on these boards confuses me sometimes (what the heck is ---smurfy smurf--- or whatever???). I want to know what the poster actually typed! So, I am making this post to generate for myself (and any other person who might be interested) a list of translations. Below are my Top 10 zingers and the BYOAC auto-replacements. I actually don't know what the replacements will be until I hit Post.
The F word - ---fudgesicle---
The SH word - ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---
Female dog - ---smurfette---
G-D - ---goshdarn---
Your back door - ---uvula---
M-F'er - ---maternal-smurf---
The big bad C word - ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---
A cat or the female fun zone - ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---
Sucker of roosters - ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---
Male cattle excrement - ---That which is odiferous and causeth plants to grow---
Please add to this list if I missed any important ones.
Eric.