It has come to my attention that people are sharing my copyrighted trademarked patented hydramatic electrostatic super-93-octane boost atari fonts on this message board. If you do not desist this act immediately, winged leprechauns will tear your genitals off and do a little dance on them then pop them in your mouth and make you swallow them (dirty footprints and all).
Thank you, and may you rot in the depths of burning atari hell...
BillyJack, Licensed Lawyer Jr.
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Edit: Fixed it, thanks for the spellcheck Tiger-Heli... i am a retard.