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shmokes:
Xiaou2,

Is it possible for me to attain any other powers through the dark arts?  You say you got psychic and healing powers.  Those seem mildly interesting, but I'm more in the market for things like mind-control, so I can make people, especially women, do my bidding.  Other powers that interest me are telekinesis, shape-shifting, invisibility, and the ability to shoot fireballs, preferably from my hands, but alternatively from my eyes.  For full-disclosure I want to point out that while many of these powers could be used for neutral, or even benevolent purposes, I have no such intentions.  My interest in them stems almost exclusively from selfishness, greed and just a general, all-around depravity.  Anyway, can you point me in the right direction?  Where does one get started with this stuff?  Luckily, I live in Florida, so you are probably uniquely qualified to advise me.

mccoy178:
Chad, please provide any necessary information that Xaiou leaves out if he does.  I already checked the library.

TOK:

--- Quote from: mccoy178 on April 20, 2008, 09:53:10 pm ---Nope.  Guess again. ;D

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You're thinking Xaiou is a lunatic.

I got my incredible psychic powers when I slipped on a banana peel, fell under a moving steamroller, then got struck in the head by lightning.
 

lanman31337:
I just want to know if the barrel is going to go down the stairs or across the girder in donkey kong.

RayB:

--- Quote from: Xiaou2 on April 19, 2008, 11:21:01 pm ---First it starts with the occult... next it will be attacking religion of ANY Kind.
Then it will be attacking the very thoughts you have...

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Nah, let's just stop after dismantling religion.

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