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ratzz:
MALE PROCEDURE:

   1. Drive up to the cash machine.
   2. Put down your car window.
   3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
   4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
   5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
   6. Put window up.
   7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

   1. Drive up to cash machine.
   2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
   3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
   4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
   5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
   6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
   7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
   8. Insert card.
   9. Re-insert card the right way.
  10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
  11. Enter PIN.
  12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
  13. Enter amount of cash required.
  14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
  15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
  16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
  17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
  18. Re-check makeup.
  19. Drive forward 2 feet.
  20. Reverse back to cash machine.
  21. Retrieve card.
  22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
  23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
  24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
  25. Redial person on cell phone.
  26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
  27. Release Parking Brake.

Yep, I know its an old one, but I love it!

ark_ader:
How about this one?

Drive up to the teller window via Drive Thu.  Use those vacuum tube thingies, put in your debit card and ID.

Ask for some cash.

Teller says "Check please".

I say use debit card.

Teller Says "Check is needed".

Teller says "use ATM".


So you need a check to withdraw from a bank, where you can go into any other bank and use your debit card. 

Why?   :dunno

Ed_McCarron:
I'm still trying to figure out why they charge to use an ATM when you are saving labor costs by avoiding the teller.

Is it true that other countries charge a surcharge to see a teller?

shmokes:

--- Quote from: ark_ader on April 11, 2008, 10:33:45 pm ---
So you need a check to withdraw from a bank, where you can go into any other bank and use your debit card. 

Why?   :dunno

--- End quote ---

What a ---smurfette---.  She knows what a counter check is.  Next time ask her for a counter check, and then write the check out to "Cash".  That's how you make a withdrawal from a teller.

SavannahLion:

--- Quote from: Ed_McCarron on April 12, 2008, 11:25:27 am ---I'm still trying to figure out why they charge to use an ATM when you are saving labor costs by avoiding the teller.

Is it true that other countries charge a surcharge to see a teller?

--- End quote ---

I've been told it costs money to transfer funds from one bank to another via ATM. Nevermind that a check accomplishes the exact same thing under the new "instant check law."

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