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oh crap. bart simpson is a scientologist!

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shardian:

--- Quote from: pinballjim on February 05, 2008, 11:16:13 am ---
--- Quote from: ChadTower on February 05, 2008, 11:07:57 am ---I'm not a fan of scientology by any stretch but to say tommy has had sex with Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, and Katies Holmes is pretty low... they aren't that stupid.

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Eh, I'm not 100% (or even 10%) sure he's had sex with any one of them.

You wanna get real crazy, take a look at childhood photos of L Ron Hubbard and compare them to 'Suri Cruise'.

The resemblance is startling.



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It wouldn't surprise me if part of becoming a scientologist means impregnating your wife via artificial insemination with Hubbard's frozen sperm. Seriously.

shardian:

--- Quote from: ChadTower on February 05, 2008, 11:19:10 am ---
--- Quote from: shardian on February 05, 2008, 11:14:50 am ---Nicole Kidman did do a sex scene with Anthony Hopkins

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Dude, that was harsher than a billboard sized lemonparty.  You, sir, are the Super Bowl Champion of t3h $u¢k.

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Don't blame me! She's the one who made that movie. I've never seen it thankfully, but I damn her forever for destroying my fantasy of her. I had a thing for her every since Far and Away, but that is long gone.

ChadTower:

--- Quote from: shardian on February 05, 2008, 11:21:17 am ---Don't blame me! She's the one who made that movie. I've never seen it thankfully, but I damn her forever for destroying my fantasy of her. I had a thing for her every since Far and Away, but that is long gone.

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I stopped watching her movies after the rain/headlights dance in To Die For.  I didn't need anything more from her than that.

shardian:

--- Quote from: pinballjim on February 05, 2008, 11:32:31 am ---The Human Stain was an okay movie if you can conceive of Nicole Kidman as a janitor and Anthony Hopkins as a black man.

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I dry heaved when I picked up the box at Blockbuster...

ChadTower:

--- Quote from: pinballjim on February 05, 2008, 11:32:31 am ---And that was prior to all the plastic surgery that has her looking like a jack-o-lantern now.

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Really?  I watch so few A list movies I didn't know.  They should make a CG 22 year old Nicole Kidman and use that instead.  She can still get paid - and we can get what we want.

Or hell, pay a little less and get something better - a CG 22 year old Bernadette Peters.  I'd pay to see that. 

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