There once was a fellow named Tommy,
Who heard that we called him a commie.
His response was, "I bore 'em,
So who needs the forum?
I think I'll go home to my mommy!"
Hey, this looks like fun...
There once was a fellow named Chad,
Whose stories made everyone sad.
After a recent encounter,
He said "So what? I'm a downer!
I enjoy it and that ain't half bad."