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ChadTower:

My employer seems to have turned way up the volume on the office ceiling speaker music.  They also seem to have changed it to 95% Michael Bolton and Bette Midler Christmas songs. 

Ed_McCarron:
It'd be justifiable homicide.  No jury would convict you.

zaphod:
Our musac speakers can't be turned off, so I long ago attacked all the ceiling speakers with wire cutters.  Presto- no more annoying music in our department.  President of the company happened to walk by why I was on the top of a desk, dealing with one of them, speaker in one hand, wire cutters in the other.  He asks what I'm doing.  "Turning the speaker down."  "Okay", he shrugged, and walked off.

ahofle:
"You're gonna press on, and you're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ---smurfing--- Kaye."

SithMaster:

--- Quote from: zaphod on December 11, 2007, 11:51:29 am ---Our musac speakers can't be turned off, so I long ago attacked all the ceiling speakers with wire cutters.  Presto- no more annoying music in our department.  President of the company happened to walk by why I was on the top of a desk, dealing with one of them, speaker in one hand, wire cutters in the other.  He asks what I'm doing.  "Turning the speaker down."  "Okay", he shrugged, and walked off.

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i like this


--- Quote from: ChadTower on December 11, 2007, 10:43:06 am ---
My employer seems to have turned way up the volume on the office ceiling speaker music.  They also seem to have changed it to 95% Michael Bolton and Bette Midler Christmas songs. 

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so your saying the majority of shootings happen around christmas?

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