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Maybe this is why shooting rampages happen
ChadTower:
My employer seems to have turned way up the volume on the office ceiling speaker music. They also seem to have changed it to 95% Michael Bolton and Bette Midler Christmas songs.
Ed_McCarron:
It'd be justifiable homicide. No jury would convict you.
zaphod:
Our musac speakers can't be turned off, so I long ago attacked all the ceiling speakers with wire cutters. Presto- no more annoying music in our department. President of the company happened to walk by why I was on the top of a desk, dealing with one of them, speaker in one hand, wire cutters in the other. He asks what I'm doing. "Turning the speaker down." "Okay", he shrugged, and walked off.
ahofle:
"You're gonna press on, and you're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ---smurfing--- Kaye."
SithMaster:
--- Quote from: zaphod on December 11, 2007, 11:51:29 am ---Our musac speakers can't be turned off, so I long ago attacked all the ceiling speakers with wire cutters. Presto- no more annoying music in our department. President of the company happened to walk by why I was on the top of a desk, dealing with one of them, speaker in one hand, wire cutters in the other. He asks what I'm doing. "Turning the speaker down." "Okay", he shrugged, and walked off.
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i like this
--- Quote from: ChadTower on December 11, 2007, 10:43:06 am ---
My employer seems to have turned way up the volume on the office ceiling speaker music. They also seem to have changed it to 95% Michael Bolton and Bette Midler Christmas songs.
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so your saying the majority of shootings happen around christmas?
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