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ChadTower:

You did that before the squirrels showed up, though.  They seem to like you.  Are you sure that wasn't done by gerbils?

jbox:
And now here's something we hope you'll really like!  :laugh2:  :laugh2:  :laugh2:

mr.Curmudgeon:

--- Quote ---Are you sure that wasn't done by gerbils?
--- End quote ---

BIG gerbils.

You know, I spoke with our city's resident Squirrel expert (He's charged with controlling them in the parks and in residences) and he told me that if these Squirrels were raised by their parents, IN my garage, then they will always seek out a garage to bare and raise their young. You can't "unlearn" them, and you can't relocate them (legally).

You have to kill them. Which sucks, because I think Squirrels are cute. But I'm not going to renovate my garage just to have a bunch of prettied-up rats destroy it again. And I'm going to have to do it myself, since the city charges $150 to come out and remove them. Each time they have to come out. 'Eff that, Squirrels. I'm going Rambo on your asses.

ChadTower:

A dog will do that for you.  Is the garage heated?

mr.Curmudgeon:
No heat, but it's surrounded by trees, so a dog wouldn't get them to permanently move out...they'd just get back in and nest inside in the Winter. We use the garage every day, two cars..and a loud garage door opener. They couldn't give a ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---.

Squirrels....time to die.

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