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Those "did I just see that" moments
Dartful Dodger:
Don’t under estimate the strength of a pregnant woman. Two years ago my volleyball team had a 6 month pregnant woman on it. Even 6 months pregnant she was able to carry our team through the finals.
... yeah the rest of us are that bad.
Today’s "did I just see that" moment
Getting gas this morning I was standing in line behind a little old lady buying cigarettes. It was a huge ordeal because they didn't have the lights she wanted. She kept rattling off brand names and they didn't have any of them. She finally mentioned a name they had so she bought them.
She turned around and I noticed she had tubes in her nose going down to the portable oxygen tank in her purse. She put the pack in right next to the tank.
SavannahLion:
--- Quote from: Glaine on September 12, 2007, 08:42:34 pm ---Anyone have any good "saw someone in the car next to me doing crazy stuff" stories? We've all heard about people picking their noses, but I've heard of a guy playing his guitar while driving and another guy that had a full face of shaving cream and using an old timey razor to shave while driving.
--- End quote ---
I've got bunches.
Some very common ones. All of these were while they were driving. I've seen people;
(not just women) putting on makeup.
shaving, both razor and electric, with and without shaving cream.
reading newspapers while driving (a map I can understand, but the newspaper??).
playing video games. All types to those on their cell phones, gameboys, PSP's, and even home consoles people install in their car. Ironically, I've never seen drivers watch a movie.
work on their laptop using one of the most ---fouled up beyond all recognition--- up products I've seen in years.
change the diaper on their baby. I think that's what she was doing, otherwise I'm not entirely sure why she threw a ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- filled diaper out her window.
pop zits.
giving/receiving hand jobs and blow jobs. This is a lot more common that people think.
Masturbate. Not quite as common as the above, but still happens and I've seen both sexes do it.
change their clothes.
Moving along. I finally found my WTF, did I just see that moment?
Back in High School, I was on the bench during P.E. during a free excercise period. Two kids were tossing a football back and forth in the gym. As the football peaked at its arch, it suddenly stopped and fell. Puzzled, the kids looked around the air where the football went down, but couldn't see anything very clearly. It took several minutes of looking, but it was finally figured out that someone had strung a thin steel cable about 3/4 of the way to the ceiling. The football just happened to hit this wire dead on.
Xiaou2:
When I was young, there were a group of mischievous kids in the neighborhood,
and I was there too. This one guy takes a lighter, and shoots it at this kids head.
The lighter actually LIT!
Now, it wasnt very nice... but it was funny as hell cause it seemed impossible
that it actually was able to light for a moment.
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Within this year, I was rolling down the road and saw a bus parked on the
side. It was on fire! I slowed down a bit on the approach... but then as
I got near I was worried it might explode, so sped up.
I was on the farthest lane away from it, which was about 3 lanes away... and
even with my windows up, and traveling at good speed... I felt a huge blast
of heat as I passed it!
Luckily, all the passengers had left the bus long before it caught serious fire.
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My Brother has always been poorly coordinated. One day a friend gave
him his bike to try to learn how to ride. Well, my brother was wobbling
all over the place, as if he was drunk and half asleep.
I was watching from the road about 20ft away... and all the sudden he
veers off to the right and clips a sidewalk with the front tire.
He wasnt even going very fast.. and yet the bike goes completely airborne
maybe 3 to 4 ft high! (both tires!) Then, it lands back on ground, and
hes still going as if it never had happened!
There was not expression, he didnt move in his position or posture,
nor was there any sign of panic or outwards expression. It was so
surreal that I was dying with laughter and disbelief at what I saw.
Later, I tried for hours to replicate his monster airtime feat. I
never could do anything like it! :laugh2:
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Ill leave the ghost sightings for another post
Thenasty:
We (men) always have a thing about women. We don't want to see them do anything that might hurt them. So deep inside CHAD, it kick in but the guy did the wrong thing for using her as a bait :P
ChadTower:
It's a possibility but I think this guy was really just that passive. He had no idea the game was going to be that heavy and the relationship was pretty much he works and hands her the check and then he sits on the couch. I've had guys try shenanigans buying games before, it's usually transparent, so if this guy was baiting me he was a hell of a lot better at it than anyone I've dealt with thus far.
I need to start lifting again. I miss the days of being able to move cabs around like they're made of styrofoam.
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