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I really HATE the outdoors
RTSDaddy2:
No, seriously, I do - and here's an example. My wife, daughter, and I were outside our house on Sunday. I decided to come back in, just too hot for me. On the way indoors, I felt something chewing on my foot...pressed my foot against my shoe to try and kill it.
Pain was irritating me, so I did it again (ok, yes, I should have removed the shoe and knocked it's fuzzy behind out, but you know how men are). Finally I did take the shoe off and found a small, black curled up looking thing that reminded me of a worm or an ant. I saw no bite mark on my foot, and the pain went away...until tonight.
About 10 PM, my foot began to feel as if I'd broken something...from the outer edge to right around where I found the little dead critter. It hurt just to put weight on it.
My wife told me to take an advil, it had just spit in my foot more than likely and would only hurt a few days.
Which brings me to Bill Watterson's immortal line from Calvin and Hobbes: to quote little Calvin - "I hate nature...something's always biting, stinging, or oozing mucus on you." AMEN. Now will somebody please pass me the damn Tylenol?
jbox:
It could always be worse. :dizzy:
danny_galaga:
"If the outdoors is so great, why aren't homeless people happier?"
-P.J O'rourke.
ChadTower:
Any idea what it was? You'll want to know in case this is an allergic reaction.
Chris G:
You should probably amputate. It might be a tooomah.
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