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POLL: Death

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Dexter:

--- Quote from: Grasshopper on June 02, 2007, 08:45:18 am ---I'm with Woody Allen on this issue. I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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Yeah, I want to die in my sleep like my granddad, not screaming like the rest of the people in his car......

Joystick Jerk:

--- Quote from: J_K_M_A_N on June 02, 2007, 08:41:22 am ---Personally, I think it is a huge waste of money to have a casket and a plot. You are dead. WHO CARES?!? I always tell my wife to just put me out with the garbage. (Hopefully I will die near garbage day so she doesn't have to keep my body in the house for too many days)

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I agree in this matter. I don't believe in an afterlife and all that, so I don't really care what happens to my body after I'm dead.

David Cross had a good bit about this same concept:

"My family has always said, Don't you care what happens to your body after you die? And, uhhhh, no I don't. I'll be dead, so I won't be in a position to care. Just toss me in the trash or something, I do not care. Hell, maybe get some practical use out of my corpse. Maybe give it to a bunch of necrophiliacs. They could take my body and ---fudgesicle--- me in the ass. Yeah, ---fudgesicle--- me in the ass, ---fudgesicle--- me in the ear, ---fudgesicle--- me in the eye sockets, ---fudgesicle--- me in the mouth, make new holes in my body and ---fudgesicle--- those. Whatever, it's not important."

Texasmame:
Wow, nobody going for the goodbyes, eh?

shorthair:
There could be another option.

Grasshopper:

--- Quote from: shorthair on June 02, 2007, 06:11:00 pm ---There could be another option.

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Yeah, I'm going to freeze myself and wake up 500 years in the future Buck Rogers style. I'll then show all the hot futuristic chicks my funky late 70s dance moves.

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