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Beat the DUI wrap, NEW TRUCK!!!
Chris G:
What a heart-warming story. You sound SO sincere about having learned your lesson.
KenToad:
One thing is that I can't afford it. Another thing is that I don't want to pay $100 to fill up or wait for 33 gallons from the pump. My 12 gallon tank already takes too long to fill up.
SUV's are for insecure people.
shmokes:
A #1 I'm sorry, but that thing is retarded ugly. I think that most SUVs are ugly in general (though I rather love that new two-toned Toyota called the somethign Cruiser -- RL Cruiser maybe), but that takes ugly to a whole new level. Hilarious might be a more fitting term than hideous.
B #2 unless you do one of a very few things that would warrant actually driving that size, you're a moron for a variety of reasons.
C #3 I have to admit, it irritates a little that someone who isn't bright enough to not drive after drinking goes out and buys just about the most dangerous vehicle (to others) that he could possibly drive.
horseboy:
I agree with most everyone's thoughts here that it is kind of stupid to brag about getting a dui and rewarding yourself with a new H3, but this has to be by far the most ignorant self-righteous thing that has been stated by anyone...
--- Quote from: KenToad on May 10, 2007, 12:58:41 pm ---SUV's are for insecure people.
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I can only hope that this is some kind terrible joke that nobody understood. If not it makes you look like an idiot. Sure, SUVs aren't necessary for most people, but they are for many many others.
How about my neighbor with 4 boys between the ages of 11 and 15? They all play pretty much every sport. To haul all of them all over town to different practices pretty much everyday with a ton of equipment takes quite a big vehicle with quite a bit of cargo space. I don't think a Ford Escort is gonna do the job there. But I guess the mom must be insecure because KenTurd said so.
Or how about that same 11 year old kid's Little League coach? He has two kids on the team, so each game he has to haul himself, the two kids, both of their equipment bags, and all of the team equipment (catchers equipment, bats, balls, 6 or 7 helmets). But screw that insecure bastard, let's get him Ken!!!!!!
Or what about my old computer tech? He had to quit working for me because his daughter has been in so much trouble the last few year, he decided the only thing he could do was home-school her. So, he bought a *gasp* used Subarban so that he can have somewhat of a mobile office to travel to people homes and keep parts and equipment in it to fix their PC's. That insecure no health insurance having diabetic should let his daughter starve, right?
Or how about my wife? She witnessed a fatal accident between Minivan and a 4 door Sedan, both with babies on board. How dare her tell me that she wouldn't feel as safe driving in a minivan or small car with my daughter as she would with a much safer SUV. I mean they are only much much better in terms of child seat safety, but you are right, I am gonna give that insecure ---smurfette--- a backhand when I get home.
Or how about me? When my wife and I got married, we had to give her old car back to her parents and she got mine, so I was in the market for a new vehicle. I personally don't give two shits what I drive because I am truly not a vain person. If it gets me from A to B and back to A everyday it works. So when my dad had to repo an old Explorer that he sold, he gave me a great deal on it. But damn, now that my eyes have been opened I can see that it is only because I am insecure that I bought it.
Or what about the tens of thousands of people that live in my area that own farms? Many of them have vehicle needs that a truck just won't fill. Sometimes they need to carry people. Sometimes they need to haul bags of feed that can't get wet. But yeah, those insecure ---uvulas--- should have probably bought a Miata, right?
For big cities or totally non rural areas, I can see why most people wouldn't need an SUV, but to say that SUV's are for insecure people in general is the height of stupidity. Even though I have only understood 3 or so of the hundreds of shorthair posts that I have read, in my book he is now leaps and bounds beyond you in terms of intelligence. Think before you type something so idiotic and self-serving, would ya?
ChadTower:
--- Quote from: shmokes on May 10, 2007, 01:39:24 pm ---A #1 I'm sorry, but that thing is retarded ugly. I think that most SUVs are ugly in general (though I rather love that new two-toned Toyota called the somethign Cruiser -- RL Cruiser maybe), but that takes ugly to a whole new level. Hilarious might be a more fitting term than hideous.
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So ugly it's Hillarious:
--- Quote ---B #2 unless you do one of a very few things that would warrant actually driving that size, you're a moron for a variety of reasons.
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:laugh2: Seriously, why would you bother with "unless"? :laugh2:
--- Quote ---C #3 I have to admit, it irritates a little that someone who isn't bright enough to not drive after drinking goes out and buys just about the most dangerous vehicle (to others) that he could possibly drive.
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Well, given that he just got out of jail, I'm thinking he's going to be working so many hours to pay for that thing that he won't ever have time to do much else.
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