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shardian:
Congrats on the pregnancy. However, the sperm bank thing was a little too much info dude. :laugh2:
Oh, and on baby girls peeing during a diaper change - my wife found out first hand that they are quite capable of hitting targets when they are extra full. :laugh2: :laugh2:
Me personally, I'm batting .1000 with zero pee or poop hitting me. I attribute it to my superior diaper changing skillz. ;D
FrizzleFried:
--- Quote from: btp2k2 on March 29, 2007, 03:35:04 am ---pray for a girl dude.
My buddy had a son about three months before my daughter was born....he told me horror stories....you see, with a girl when you change their diaper, the pee just comes out like a drinking fountain...when you change a diaper on a boy....it's more like a fire hose...and even at 3 months, they have excellent accuracy (think about getting a load of wizz in the face)
That said...Congrats dude! Good to hear you were up to the task (pun intended)
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That is what the FULL FACEMASK BELL HELMET is for!!
8)
FrizzleFried:
--- Quote from: grantspain on March 29, 2007, 04:13:53 am ---well done frizzle,now you in for at least 18 years of grief :cry:
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Don't remind me, damnit!
:hissy:
FrizzleFried:
--- Quote from: shmokes on March 29, 2007, 05:46:56 am ---Yeah, just wait until some punk wants to marry her. Not only do you have to fake a smile and pretend you like the snotty little ---smurfing--- loser*, but you have to pay for everything. Grooms parents pay for the florist bill. Brides parents pay for everything else.
*I'm just practicing for the future when I want all of my daughter's boyfriends to be afraid of me.
edit: Oh yeah, congratulations. I hope he/she turns out to be a liberal. :P
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That's why I want a boy! I don't want to be jailed 15-16 years from now for smackin' around some little asshat for lookin' at my little girl wrong...
...and HE will be what HE is...likely an independent conservative! Woo Hoo!
:laugh2:
FrizzleFried:
--- Quote from: am_monkee on March 29, 2007, 08:12:27 am ---Congrats :applaud:
Good thing you found out before you had to go to the bank and make a deposit :P
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Oh how I was looking forward to white walls, test tubes, and a hustler magazine.
::)
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