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ChadTower:

--- Quote from: shmokes on March 29, 2007, 05:46:56 am ---*I'm just practicing for the future when I want all of my daughter's boyfriends to be afraid of me.

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You need to gain 75lb of nonfat for that.  Doesn't matter how loud you are, you're not scaring some punk teenage boy at 135lb.  Weapons don't do much, either, teenagers think they're immortal.  You have to slap them around.  See Al Bundy for an example.

Frizzle, congrats, don't listen to some of the idiots here.  Boy or girl doesn't matter.  Just pray for health.

FrizzleFried:

--- Quote from: ChadTower on March 29, 2007, 09:54:22 am ---
Frizzle, congrats, don't listen to some of the idiots here.  Boy or girl doesn't matter.  Just pray for health.

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Thanks...and AMEN!

Crax:

--- Quote from: FrizzleFried on March 29, 2007, 02:54:28 am ---After 7 years of marriage my better half INSISTED I go see a doctor regarding my sperm count.  That appointment is on Friday...

MY WIFE IS PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Hmm......maybe you should get that test still  :o

horseboy:

--- Quote from: btp2k2 on March 29, 2007, 03:35:04 am ---pray for a girl dude.

My buddy had a son about three months before my daughter was born....he told me horror stories....you see, with a girl when you change their diaper, the pee just comes out like a drinking fountain...when you change a diaper on a boy....it's more like a fire hose...and even at 3 months, they have excellent accuracy (think about getting a load of wizz in the face)

That said...Congrats dude! Good to hear you were up to the task (pun intended)

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Just wait until that girl is about 14 and you are beating little 130 lb hormone machines away with a stick. You will then realize that a few golden showers might not have been that big of deal.

FYI, I have a girl, and obviously I wouldn't change a thing. I am just dreading Junior High, though.   :timebomb:

horseboy:
Oh yes, and of course congrat FrizzleFried. BTW, your arcade adventuring will take a nosedive in about 8 months, so do what you can now.  :cheers:

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