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FrizzleFried:
After 7 years of marriage my better half INSISTED I go see a doctor regarding my sperm count. That appointment is on Friday...
...it looks like I won't be wankin' in a jar after all!
MY WIFE IS PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well...according to Dr. EPT... but it will be confirmed tomorrow! I suppose I get to cancel Fridays appointment! Woo Hoo!
Hope it's a boy...but it really doesn't matter....
WE'VE PRO-CREATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
btp2k2:
pray for a girl dude.
My buddy had a son about three months before my daughter was born....he told me horror stories....you see, with a girl when you change their diaper, the pee just comes out like a drinking fountain...when you change a diaper on a boy....it's more like a fire hose...and even at 3 months, they have excellent accuracy (think about getting a load of wizz in the face)
That said...Congrats dude! Good to hear you were up to the task (pun intended)
grantspain:
well done frizzle,now you in for at least 18 years of grief :cry:
shmokes:
Yeah, just wait until some punk wants to marry her. Not only do you have to fake a smile and pretend you like the snotty little ---smurfing--- loser*, but you have to pay for everything. Grooms parents pay for the florist bill. Brides parents pay for everything else.
*I'm just practicing for the future when I want all of my daughter's boyfriends to be afraid of me.
edit: Oh yeah, congratulations. I hope he/she turns out to be a liberal. :P
am_monkee:
Congrats :applaud:
Good thing you found out before you had to go to the bank and make a deposit :P
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