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FrizzleFried:
After 7 years of marriage my better half INSISTED I go see a doctor regarding my sperm count.  That appointment is on Friday...

...it looks like I won't be wankin' in a jar after all!

MY WIFE IS PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well...according to Dr. EPT... but it will be confirmed tomorrow!   I suppose I get to cancel Fridays appointment!  Woo Hoo!

Hope it's a boy...but it really doesn't matter....

WE'VE PRO-CREATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

btp2k2:
pray for a girl dude.

My buddy had a son about three months before my daughter was born....he told me horror stories....you see, with a girl when you change their diaper, the pee just comes out like a drinking fountain...when you change a diaper on a boy....it's more like a fire hose...and even at 3 months, they have excellent accuracy (think about getting a load of wizz in the face)

That said...Congrats dude! Good to hear you were up to the task (pun intended)

grantspain:
well done frizzle,now you in for at least 18 years of grief :cry:

shmokes:
Yeah, just wait until some punk wants to marry her.  Not only do you have to fake a smile and pretend you like the snotty little ---smurfing--- loser*, but you have to pay for everything.  Grooms parents pay for the florist bill.  Brides parents pay for everything else.




*I'm just practicing for the future when I want all of my daughter's boyfriends to be afraid of me.


edit:  Oh yeah, congratulations.  I hope he/she turns out to be a liberal.    :P

am_monkee:
Congrats :applaud:

Good thing you found out before you had to go to the bank and make a deposit  :P

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