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AtomSmasher:
8 years ago someone in my family started a new tradition, it started with an ugly napkin holder that was given to someone in the family.  That person then had two rules they had to follow: 1. It must be displayed in their house at all times.  2. They must add something to it and give it to another family member the following Christmas.

After 8 years its gotten pretty bad and now I was just given the object at our family Christmas party.  It was bound to happen since I think I'm the only one who hasn't gotten it yet.

Now I have one year to come up with something to add to it and I want to take it to the next level.  I have no idea what I'm going to do, but it will be big and annoying.  Maybe something that lights up or makes noises.  Or maybe just find a huge megatron statue to hold up the thing.  I dunno.  Thats why I'm here, I'm looking for ideas.  Heres some pics of what it currently looks like, and to give a reference of scale the Hulk is a little over a foot tall:


Havok:
What about some fake puke, or pile of sh*t?

whammoed:
Too funny.  I would definitley take it to the next level and make it a floor standing unit somehow...

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:laugh2:
Man, this is your chance to shine!

First thing I'd do is consider who'll be getting it next, then go nuts.

I think a nice Faux marble pedestal to give it that classy artistic touch.
Fill it with motion sensor lights that also trigger sound modules emitting all kinds of shrill noises. A couple 12 volt car batteries to power them (should fit nicely into the base) and ensure you'll never run out of juice for the sound effects.  (These will also add weight to the base to prevent tipping.)

If that doesn't do it for ya, you could always put a big green dildo on that Hulk statue, that would look great in someone Else's house.  >:D Ha ha!

AtomSmasher:

--- Quote from: CykoMF on December 18, 2006, 12:33:37 pm ---:laugh2:
Man, this is your chance to shine!

First thing I'd do is consider who'll be getting it next, then go nuts.

I think a nice Faux marble pedestal to give it that classy artistic touch.
Fill it with motion sensor lights that also trigger sound modules emitting all kinds of shrill noises. A couple 12 volt car batteries to power them (should fit nicely into the base) and ensure you'll never run out of juice for the sound effects.  (These will also add weight to the base to prevent tipping.)

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Hehe, I've been doing some searching and I think it definately needs some motion sensor lights and sounds.  One problem I will have to work around if I do give it a floor standing base, or any type of base, it cannot coverup the current bottom of the thing.  Whenever someone gets it, they sign their name and the year on the bottom, which is why the last addition to the base was done with plexiglass.  I need to reinforce the base somehow anyways since its only 1/16th inch thick plexiglass and so flimsy the hulk breaks off 5 minutes after its glued on.

I'm going to make sure they think twice before giving it to me again :)

also, gross and/or phallic things won't be going onto it.  The point is ugly, not disgusting, although I will be adding annoying to the equation.

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