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Any way to get bill collectors to stop calling the wrong number?
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shmokes:
It's lots of different places.  It's pretty obviously bill collectors, though.
ChadTower:

So start telling them you are Forrest and that you will never pay.  Tell them to start up collection via the courts.
shmokes:
Yeah . . . I'm really partial to the idea of doing a Forrest Gump impression.  I should know better than to complain.  Back when I had a land line at home I used to love getting telemarketer calls because after saying, "hello," and getting the usual, "hello, may I please speak to Jonathan Moses," I'd follow up with, "Oh, sorry.  I don't speak english," in my normal voice and accent.  Either the person would hang up immediately or hilarity would ensue. 

This Forrest Gump thing changes everything.  I'm going to start looking forward to their calls and the more I get the better I'm going to get at talking to them.  It ought to be pretty good.  Come to think of it, we're getting a new phone system installed in a couple weeks and I think I can record phone calls on it.  This ought to be REALLY good.
JackTucky:
Play some junkyard willie tapes to them from the touchtone terrorists.

-J
ChadTower:

Tell them that they have reached the Very Gay Escort Service and that their Very Gay Escort Account is overdue.
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