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The Shark just jumped Chuck Norris
mr.Curmudgeon:
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567
ChadTower:
Chuck Norris doesn't acknowledge facts. He presents realities.
EDIT: HAHA.
--- Quote ---If your whole life is spent trying to make money and you neglect the people important in your life, you will create an emptiness deep in your heart and soul. I know. I fell into that trap. I dedicated my whole life to fame and fortune.
--- End quote ---
The animated ads on either side of his column are big wads of cash and gold coins. :laugh2: :laugh2:
mr.Curmudgeon:
*ripped from elsewhere*
"chuck norris doesn't make jokes, he kills them."
mrC
ChadTower:
My favorite has always been:
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
mr.Curmudgeon:
In this article, Chuck Norris just ruined *my* favorite Chuck Norris Fact:
--- Quote from: ChuckNorris ---"Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
--- End quote ---
:cry:
mrC