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mr.Curmudgeon:
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567
ChadTower:
Chuck Norris doesn't acknowledge facts.  He presents realities.

EDIT:  HAHA.


--- Quote ---If your whole life is spent trying to make money and you neglect the people important in your life, you will create an emptiness deep in your heart and soul. I know. I fell into that trap. I dedicated my whole life to fame and fortune.
--- End quote ---

The animated ads on either side of his column are big wads of cash and gold coins.   :laugh2: :laugh2:
mr.Curmudgeon:
*ripped from elsewhere*

"chuck norris doesn't make jokes, he kills them." 


mrC
ChadTower:

My favorite has always been:

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
mr.Curmudgeon:
In this article, Chuck Norris just ruined *my* favorite Chuck Norris Fact:


--- Quote from: ChuckNorris ---"Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
--- End quote ---

 :cry:


mrC
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