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Grasshopper:
Shmokes, I can't afford to make a donation but I'm prepared to give you my pearls of wisdom for free. If you want to learn french, and earn money at the same time, then I have two suggestions - either become an au pair (in France obviously) or join the french foreign legion.  ;D

But on a serious note, I have to question how useful one month in France would actually be. It would no doubt be a great holiday but how much french are you really likely to learn in such a short space of time? To really learn a foreign language there's no substitute to actually living and working in a country that speaks the language. Have you considered trying to get a job in France for say a year before going to university?

missioncontrol:
When I was stationed in Japan, I never learned how to speak Japanese fluently... of course it would have helped if they would have put teachers in the bars.......

Gambit:

--- Quote from: ChadTower on September 14, 2006, 07:50:09 am ---
Asking a law student for a 500 word article is like asking them what they did between 5:00 and 5:12 that day.

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I dont get the joke. I think I am slow that way.

JackTucky:

--- Quote from: missioncontrol on September 14, 2006, 04:28:51 pm ---When I was stationed in Japan, I never learned how to speak Japanese fluently... of course it would have helped if they would have put teachers in the bars.......

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How do you say mission cornholio in Japanese?

rectumission-san.

-J

thebrownshow:

--- Quote from: missioncontrol on September 14, 2006, 04:28:51 pm ---When I was stationed in Japan, I never learned how to speak Japanese fluently... of course it would have helped if they would have put teachers in the bars.......

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Missioncontrol is stationed in Japan. He arrives on a Sunday and has leave until Tuesday.

Since he is in a foreign land and bored with nothing to do, he finds a whore house, picks out a Japanese prostitute, and the two proceed upstairs to have sex.

The woman is on top, and the entire time she keeps repeating "hoshimoto." Missioncontrol doesn't know what to think, since he doesn't understand what she's saying, but the woman appears to be having a good time, so he assumes she must be applauding his performance.

The next day, Missioncontrol decides to play golf with some of the Japanese members of BYOAC. The round is relatively standard except for the 18th hole. When it is Missioncontrol's turn to drive, he hits a hole in one.

All the Japanese people start yelling in celebration, and Missioncontrol doesn't know what to say, so he says the first Japanese word that pops into his head, "hoshimoto." One of the Japanese BYOAC'ers ooks at him, and in a thick accent says: "What do you mean, 'wrong hole'?"

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