Five superhero names...
...that probably aren't on the list to be made over at Marvel or DC comics.
1. Sweat Man!
2. Anti-Depressantor!
3. Soap Scum Boy!
4. Clumsy Woman!
5. Hair Removalator!
Bonus:
6. Curdled Milk Lad!
You seems to be smoking the same crack as corpspy, but I'll go along with this.
The best funny comic book hero names are from The Tick, with names like Die Fledermaus, Bi-Polar Bear, Captain Mucilage, and the Mad Midnight Bomber who only Bombs at Midnight.