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Farmboy90:
"Standing behind this beer barrel behemoth probably puts you far enough away from the screen that the audio would be out of sync."

Holy Christ... ;D I almost fell out of my chair here at work.  ---gosh-darn--- that is funny....

http://www.wickedretarded.com/~crapmame/6.html
finsailor:
I totally agree with RayB,

The pages were hilarious,  but not everybody has to like that kind of humour.
and he didn't post those comments here at this forum, which would have not been very nice.

Come on guys, it's obviously a joke and a good one.

I just had to laugh out loud.
I must have made strange sounds trying to keep the laughs inside here at the office  ;D



I am a masokist, please do say something about my confusing cp with family photos, pointy speakers, cardboard bezel mockup, ...

There is alwas room for laugh and humour, even black humour
epthegeek:

--- Quote from: finsailor on January 06, 2006, 02:36:43 pm ---I am a masokist, please do say something about my confusing cp with family photos, pointy speakers, cardboard bezel mockup, ...

There is alwas room for laugh and humour, even black humour

--- End quote ---

Ok finsalor. Why not.

Ahem.

SOMEBODY GET THIS THING A WONDER BRA! What the (heck)?! That giant black expanse between the bottom of the monitor and the CP make this thing look saggier than my granny and her double D's! Get this thing some support and lift before you can play it with your toes!

I've often picked up chicks with the underglow on a MAME box. They just can't resist the sex appeal that it offers as I roll by. Could use some DUBS though. I mean, come on. Ya can't go half-hooptie.

Also seen in this photo are some sort of under-control panel assault weapons. Don't best this guy at a game of Sexy Pariodius or he'll fire a nut missle at you and then it's goodbye fatherhood!

Now seriously,

The control panel is nicely laid out, not too crowded and not bigger than the trunk of a 38 Chevy sedan.  The art, while busy, is ART and not shelf paper, or pages ripped out of GAMEFAN.

Overall, You'd land closer to the "nice one" end of the bell curve - well past mediocrity and nowhere near crap, with me.

markrvp:
Now see, this is a fun game.
epthegeek:

--- Quote from: markrvp on January 06, 2006, 03:06:51 pm ---
I fully support the roasting of cabs submitted by their owners for roasting.

Here, do mine:

--- End quote ---

I dunno, I think it would get old pretty fast. Lots of repetition and all that.

Yours is actually quite nice. The CP art is fantastic. The cabinet is well done. The trackball is properly flush mounted. You've got a proper bezel ...

But ...

oh HO! This sneaky bastard tried to hide some of his bursting button population from the world! Did you really think that by making them black so they don't show up so well that we'd miss them!? Not this time, bucko!

See, it's just wearing out. Yeah, you've got a ton of controls on there. But at least it's all unique stuff and laid out logically. The number of buttons you've got is probably daunting to anyone that's not you. But even though there's a jillion and ten of them, they're mostly laid out in ways that you can tell what they are.

Exept for that mysterious FLYING-V formation around the spinner! OMG! It's some kind of button attack squad! LOOK THE HELL OUT!

.... it's just not working anymore.
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