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| brophog:
Except if you didn't have buffalo reproduce, you just have a bunch of slow, dead buffalo! ;D |
| Kremmit:
I must have been drinking trophy-hunter beer, because it seems to have targeted all the fastest, healthiest brain cells. All I have left is the slow & sick ones. |
| Jabba:
--- Quote from: DrewKaree on December 18, 2005, 04:37:57 pm ---"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." --- End quote --- I like the way you're thinking there sir ;D |
| elvis:
Beers for fighters, spirits for shooters. Dunno why... it's just the way I do it. |
| DrewKaree:
--- Quote from: Kremmit on December 19, 2005, 12:35:21 am ---I must have been drinking trophy-hunter beer, because it seems to have targeted all the fastest, healthiest brain cells. All I have left is the slow & sick ones. --- End quote --- I think the strongest ones left have ganged up to sell you some swampland in Joisey :D |
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