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Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« on: October 22, 2005, 02:01:19 am »
So, I passed some kidney stones last week.  2 days after passage, and NO more pain or symptoms of them, I feel fine.  Sunday comes.  Sunday mid-day into the night, I feel mild stomach discomfort.  Think nothing of it.  Not hungry, didn't eat anything that day other than lunch.  Monday, ate breakfast.  Figured I just had some bad food, because of....stuff.  Not hungry for lunch, but had dinner.  Figured I was still feeling the effects of breakfast because of....stuff.

Same thing happens EVERY day this week, with even more loss of appetite daily.  Tuesday, I ended up with a fever of 100.8.  Took aspirin, it went away.  Figured I may have the flu, and I just hope it isn't the bird flu ::)  Yesterday, another fever of 99.6. 

Total amount of food eaten over the last 3 days:

2 donuts, 1 chicken leg, 1 burrito from Chipotle.  Water up the wazoo.  Today, I can't even drink water without....stuff.  Same with the food, that little amount of food...stuff.  Get in to see the doctor today.  It's not my normal doctor, she had a baby and is on maternity leave.  This tool of a doctor reminds me of Lurch and has all the bedside manner of a stump.  His possible diagnosis is one of 3 things, gastroenteritis, an infection from a kidney stone (probably unlikely, he says) or perhaps gallstones.  Have a test for those next week sometime. 

In the meantime (and if you can't figure out what I mean by "stuff" without me becoming disgustingly graphic, you soon will) he gives me Prevacid and I have to chase him down after he gives them to me and tells me "take 1 of these and if you're REALLY feeling bad, take 2" AND LEAVES!  I have to chase him down and find out HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I should be taking these, and what the heck they're for.  I'm told they are for my stomach to help with the symptoms, and how often I should be taking them.  Here's where this dunce has cheesed me off.

I can't drink a glass of water without it causing serious adverse reactions.  I decided to look up side effects of Prevacid, since he only gave me sample packs and not an actual prescription (which don't list the side effects).  Check out these side effects that tell me...oh, I don't know....DON'T TAKE THEM!

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    * More common side effects may include:
      Diarrhea

    * Less common side effects may include:
      Abdominal pain, constipation, nausea

    * Rare side effects may include:
      Abnormal thinking and dreams, acne, aggravation of hostility, agitation, allergic reaction, anemia, anxiety, apathy, arthritis, asthma, back pain, bad breath, belching, black or discolored stools, bleeding gums, blood in the urine, breast development in males, breast enlargement, breast pain and tenderness, bronchitis, chest pain (including severe pain), chills, colitis, confusion, convulsions, cough, coughing up blood, deafness, decreased or increased sex drive, dehydration, depression, diabetes, difficult or labored breathing, difficulty swallowing, dizziness, dry or inflamed eyes, dry mouth, ear disorders, enlarged abdomen, eye pain, fainting, fever, fluid retention, "flu-like" symptoms, flushing, gallstones, gas, general feeling of illness, gout, hair loss, hallucinations, heart disorders, hiccups, high blood pressure, high or low blood sugar, hives, impotence, increased activity or sensations, increased appetite, increased salivation, indigestion, infection, inflammation of the esophagus or mouth, inflammation of the stomach lining, itching, joint or bone disorders, kidney problems, kidney stones, leg cramps, loss of appetite, low blood pressure, memory loss, menstrual problems, mouth and tongue disorders, mood swings, muscle, bone, or joint pain, neck pain or rigidity, nervousness, nosebleeds, pain, paralysis, pelvic pain, pneumonia, prickling, tingling, or pins and needles, rash, rectal hemorrhage, rectal and bladder spasms, respiratory and lung disorders, ringing in ears, runny nose, shock, sinusitis, skin disorders, sleep disorders, sore throat, stomach and intestinal hemorrhage, stroke, sweating, taste alteration, thirst, throbbing heartbeat, thyroid problems, tremors, tumors, urinary problems, vaginal inflammation, vertigo, visual disturbances, vomiting, weakness, weight gain or loss, wheezing, yeast infection

Is it just me, or are the first batch of side effects reason NOT to give me this crap, since THOSE ARE MY SYMPTOMS!  Anyone notice in that long list of crap that could be a side effect....GALLSTONES!  If he thinks I may have them, and it may very well be, why give me something that forms them as a side effect?

Now, obviously I WILL be calling him to find out why the heck these were given to me given my symptoms and the side effects, but I simply HAD to vent on this disgusting topic and if anyone's still reading, does it sound like this guy's as big an idiot to you as he seems to me?  It's like my body is seriously breaking down these past 2 weeks and this guy wants to use a bigger sledgehammer!

And don't ask me why I'm sharing this info with you guys.  Somehow, someone out there will give me an answer that'll make me laugh and forget how bad this sucks for a moment, and it'll be worth it, even though it won't help my situation.  Super-gluing my bunghole shut isn't a viable option.  Just wanted to head that answer off at the pass.

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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2005, 02:36:20 am »
Ass hat.

ha ha......

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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2005, 02:45:08 am »
Ass hat.

ha ha......

You may use that liberally if you wish, preferably in reference to my doctor, but it works as a generic putdown on your friends, and it will make them laugh while you shut 'em down.

Ass Clown is also accepted, but not nearly as funny.
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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2005, 07:04:54 am »
It always makes me laugh when I look at the list of side effects for Ibuprofen (painkiller)

common side effect = headaches

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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2005, 08:36:04 am »
I could live with most of the side effects, but...

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rectal hemorrhage

kinda turned me off.

Besides, if you haven't learned by now that you need to do half of the doctors legwork, you haven't seen enough of 'em by now.

Get friendly with the nurses.  They are the ones that can take care of you.  Besides, they are often nicer looking than the docs.

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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2005, 08:56:16 am »
Since it's not your regular doctor, my suggestion would be to go get a 2nd opinion.... might be a bit more out of pocket for you, but better than being unsure... especially with meds that cause the symptoms you're trying to cure.
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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2005, 11:23:16 am »

I could live with most of the side effects, but...


Holy sweet Jesus, Ed's a pretty tollerant guy.  Some of the side effects Eddie could live with include:

Breast development in males
Diabetes
Impotence
Gout (a horribly painful form of arthritis)
Deafness
Convulsions
Coughing up blood
Heart disorders
Paralysis
Rectal and bladder spasms
Lung disorders
Shock
Stomach and intestinal hemorrhage
Stroke
Tumors

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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2005, 11:52:07 am »

Those rare side effects are gonna make him a Democrat.

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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2005, 11:58:10 am »
Are you sure you didn't mistake the vet for a doctor's office?  ;)
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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2005, 12:15:18 pm »
What kind of medical coverage do you have? HMO? none?

Friend of mine in the US has seen definitely differences in attitude from doctors depending on how much you're paying.
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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2005, 01:07:15 pm »

I could live with most of the side effects, but...


Holy sweet Jesus, Ed's a pretty tollerant guy.  Some of the side effects Eddie could live with include:

Breast development in males


I think that's one of the side effects he's HOPING for.  He won't have to worry about losing his wife anymore, he'll just be able to feel himself up! ;)

The coverage is phrased as "managed health".  It's a pay as you go for minor stuff (laid out in the initial paperwork), with a small (comparitively) monthly payment for coverage for major stuff and prescription  (also laid out).  For instance, going to the doctor for flu symptoms = payment upon services rendered.  Breaking a leg = covered by the monthly payment.  I've called today, and gotten the answering service.  Their hours are very limited on Saturdays.  I found this out too late to traipse over there. 

I called my nurse sister-in-law and 'splained what's going on.  While she's not a doctor, she's my second opinion.  Her opinion - don't take another one of those until you can talk with the doctor again and ask him WHY he "prescribed" a highly probable stomach irritant to treat symptoms of stomach irritation.  She told me that medication is often given for treatment of ulcers to lower the production of stomach acid that would irritate an ulcer (kind of like a heavy-duty antacid), but that it doesn't sound like I've got an overproduction of stomach acid kind of problem.

From the crack workup and testing he did on me (please note the sarcasm), he has the same amount of information that my sister-in-law did, so there's nothing differing in the info he was given.  There weren't any special needles or probes he used on me to find out anything, simply a conversation describing exactly what was wrong, including laying out the problems this past week.

Thankfully, if the side effects make one a Democrat, I only had to live with a single pill of it before I stopped taking it.  That lifestyle seems to be one of the crappier choices one could make ;)  On the plus side, I think it helped get any trace of liberal outta me ;D

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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2005, 09:01:08 pm »
Anyone know why this guy is telling all that he has problems with his ass?

If it's to make us all laugh then it's cool, dude.  8)

Fell better man, but keep these things to yourself.

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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2005, 09:05:25 pm »
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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2005, 09:26:03 pm »
Anyone know why this guy is telling all that he has problems with his ass?

I read the thing over at least a dozen times.  What are you talking about?  Your name never came up once!
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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2005, 10:17:04 pm »
Crap, I take Prevacid on a regular basis. I guess thats why my acne got worse
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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2005, 10:21:08 pm »
What is the source of that data on the side effects?
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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2005, 10:31:53 pm »
What is the source of that data on the side effects?

Gimme a second to see if I can find it again. 

Here:

http://www.healthsquare.com/newrx/pre1348.htm

You can find Prevacid's listed side effects at their site too.

http://www.prevacid.com/prescribing_information.asp
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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2005, 10:51:51 pm »
Ass hat.

ha ha......

a hat full of ass-hats just became circular


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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2005, 11:12:37 pm »
And just use a cork like normal people
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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2005, 02:46:50 am »
Anyone know why this guy is telling all that he has problems with his ass?

I read the thing over at least a dozen times.  What are you talking about?  Your name never came up once!

Aww drew, i consider you an alright guy, witch is why i expected a better response out of you than what you have typed above.

I guess it's hard to "come back " from a bad ass problem.

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Re: Why do I get the feeling my doctor is an Ass-Hat?
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2005, 10:34:20 am »
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« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2005, 01:27:22 pm »
Anyone know why this guy is telling all that he has problems with his ass?

I read the thing over at least a dozen times.  What are you talking about?  Your name never came up once!

Aww drew, i consider you an alright guy, witch is why i expected a better response out of you than what you have typed above.

I guess it's hard to "come back " from a bad ass problem.

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Welcome back. Hope the surgery was a success.

So it's Tammy now? ;) ;) ;)

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« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2005, 07:11:23 pm »
Water up the wazoo...

This could be part of the problem also. You are supposed to drink it.    :D



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« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2005, 08:14:13 pm »
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Dude, it was the burrito. Gotta watch what you put in yer mouth  ;)

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