Author Topic: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary (Read 4571 times)

Stingray · « **on:** October 13, 2005, 09:22:23 am »

Just reserving a spot. Made ya look though, didn't I?

-S

Bones · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:22:59 am »

Yes.

I almost had it out of my shorts in anticipation.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:23:58 am »

almost had your dollar bills out?

ChadTower · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:28:42 am »

His limp, 3" dollar bills.

Goz · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:31:32 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on October 13, 2005, 09:22:59 am

Yes.

I almost had it out of my shorts in anticipation.

Wasn't it the same way when you first saw the Fat Chicks thread?

ChadTower · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:32:21 am »

That was the other side of his shorts, though.

Stingray · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:33:39 am »

Six replies and this thread has already gotten unbelievably gross. I'm so proud.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:36:54 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 09:28:42 am

His limp, 3" dollar bills.

See, this is the cool thing about the metric system. 3 inches sounds pitiful but 76.2mm sounds impressive.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:36:59 am »

i think in the past 2 months weve all become really good at making the EE board rated R

Stingray · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:38:46 am »

A good solid PG-13 at any rate.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:40:36 am »

well modern day rated R. i remember back in the 80s when a rated R action movie meant you were gonna see some titties

Stingray · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:41:20 am »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 09:40:36 am

well modern day rated R. i remember back in the 80s when a rated R action movie meant you were gonna see some titties

Those were the days.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:42:47 am »

Life is rated R. Everytime I go to the bathroom I see something I couldn't post here. Go figure...

ChadTower · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:01:28 am »

Mirrors don't lie.

Bones · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:21:08 am »

ChadTower · « **Reply #15 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:23:06 am »

Does these pants make me look fat?

It's not the pants.

Setabs · « **Reply #16 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:06:07 am »

I lend you this one.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #17 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:06:59 am »

She looks CGI'd

AmericanDemon · « **Reply #18 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:14:14 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 13, 2005, 11:06:59 am

She looks CGI'd

Nothing wrong with a little Silicone at the Workstation.

Stingray · « **Reply #19 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:15:37 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 13, 2005, 11:06:59 am

She looks CGI'd

Virtual cheesecake?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:16:15 am »

She is PERL based web scripting?

Harry Potter · « **Reply #21 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:16:40 am »

Quote from: AmericanDemon on October 13, 2005, 11:14:14 am

Quote from: bosss7 on October 13, 2005, 11:06:59 am
She looks CGI'd

Nothing wrong with a little Silicone at the Workstation.

I wasn't complaining. It would be nicer if I had 3d glasses attached to my PC.

Serious question: Speaking of which, does anyone know if shutter glasses work with LCD monitors?

ChadTower · « **Reply #22 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:17:46 am »

Theoretically, they should, since the concept is dependent on two stuttered images, unrelated to the CRT.

I bet a CRT is better at it, though.

Stingray · « **Reply #23 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:19:38 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 11:16:15 am

She is PERL based web scripting?

I could actually hear crickets chirping as I read this.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #24 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:20:33 am »

I never claimed it was funny.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:21:04 am »

programmer geeks =p

Stingray · « **Reply #26 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:22:17 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 11:20:33 am

I never claimed it was funny.

It's a good thing.

-S

Havok · « **Reply #27 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:48:07 am »

OK, this thread has been going on long enough. Hello? Zakk? Time to put it back on topic. Where are those scans?

ChadTower · « **Reply #28 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:50:24 am »

He's trying, but her left leg keeps hanging out of the scanner.

Goz · « **Reply #29 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:58:04 am »

Somehow I'd imagine a hand held scanner would be more fun for this project.

-Goz

ChadTower · « **Reply #30 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:59:45 am »

If he got it wrong, she'd end up in the fat chicks thread.

Zakk · « **Reply #31 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:04:37 pm »

Well since the other thread degenerated into a "she's too fat to be a model", I don't think she'll be uppin wit da pics any time soon.

AmericanDemon · « **Reply #32 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:05:40 pm »

So in which thread is Zakks Secretary? I mean I musta missed it somewhere!

Stingray · « **Reply #33 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:06:35 pm »

Quote from: Zakk on October 13, 2005, 12:04:37 pm

Well since the other thread degenerated into a "she's too fat to be a model", I don't think she'll be uppin wit da pics any time soon.

Nice going guys.

You can tell her that the majority of us still think she's definitely cheesecake material.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #34 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:07:47 pm »

I never said she's too fat. I said she's not pretty enough.

Stingray · « **Reply #35 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:08:11 pm »

Quote from: AmericanDemon on October 13, 2005, 12:05:40 pm

So in which thread is Zakks Secretary? I mean I musta missed it somewhere!

Hope she doesn't mind the repost.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #36 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:09:20 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 12:07:47 pm

I never said she's too fat. I said she's not pretty enough.

Maybe you're not pretty enough for her.

AmericanDemon · « **Reply #37 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:11:36 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 12:08:11 pm

Quote from: AmericanDemon on October 13, 2005, 12:05:40 pm
So in which thread is Zakks Secretary? I mean I musta missed it somewhere!

Hope she doesn't mind the repost.

-S

By far worthy of cheesecake. Hey Zakk.... I'm single... how about your secretary?

Stingray · « **Reply #38 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:14:16 pm »

She's super hot, plus she's part native american, which makes her even hotter.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #39 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:16:15 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 13, 2005, 12:09:20 pm

Maybe you're not pretty enough for her.

Goz · « **Reply #40 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:16:33 pm »

grrrr baby grrrr

Zakk · « **Reply #41 on:** October 13, 2005, 02:44:15 pm »

Quote from: AmericanDemon on October 13, 2005, 12:11:36 pm

By far worthy of cheesecake.

ChadTower · « **Reply #42 on:** October 13, 2005, 02:46:48 pm »

There's one in the pictures thread.

Stingray · « **Reply #43 on:** October 13, 2005, 02:53:14 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 02:46:48 pm

...and those who are end up so screwed up in the head no one wants to be around them.

Not for longer than six minutes anyway.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #44 on:** October 13, 2005, 03:01:59 pm »

Not even then. The chicks like that are all "you may have access to my body now" and are terribly lays. They don't do anything and act as though they should never have to do anything.

Give me an active 6 over an inactive 10 any day.

Shape D. · « **Reply #45 on:** October 13, 2005, 03:48:14 pm »

due to recent requests to see Zakks secretary I have now decided to post a pic of myself in a dress.

Thank you, and have a great day.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #46 on:** October 13, 2005, 03:49:38 pm »

Quote from: Shape D. on October 13, 2005, 03:48:14 pm

due to recent requests to see Zakks secretary I have now decided to post a pic of myself in a dress.

Thank you, and have a great day.

Stealing your Gran's clothes is low dude.

Stingray · « **Reply #47 on:** October 13, 2005, 03:53:44 pm »

Nice legs.

-S

Goz · « **Reply #48 on:** October 13, 2005, 03:55:29 pm »

Please... do not show any money shots.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #49 on:** October 13, 2005, 03:59:06 pm »

money shots ftw!

Shape D. · « **Reply #50 on:** October 13, 2005, 04:06:06 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 13, 2005, 03:49:38 pm

Stealing your Gran's clothes is low dude.

I'll have you know I paid for that dress. $20 at the fasion bug.

On a side note, asking some lady what dress size she thinks you'd wear is really wierd.

Stingray · « **Reply #51 on:** October 13, 2005, 04:07:47 pm »

Probably would have gone smoother if you had been wearing that hello kitty bling at the time.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #52 on:** October 13, 2005, 04:08:24 pm »

i enjoy the hello kitty bling

ChadTower · « **Reply #53 on:** October 13, 2005, 04:09:58 pm »

That's usually what I say to your mom when she has her forearms on the dresser.

Hello kitty, bling.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #54 on:** October 13, 2005, 04:27:40 pm »

nice one

ChadTower · « **Reply #55 on:** October 13, 2005, 04:30:03 pm »

AmericanDemon · « **Reply #56 on:** October 13, 2005, 04:57:14 pm »

Quote from: Zakk on October 13, 2005, 02:44:15 pm

Quote from: AmericanDemon on October 13, 2005, 12:11:36 pm

By far worthy of cheesecake. Hey Zakk.... I'm single... how about your secretary?

She's freshly engaged.

Dammit.

A true shame in the world. She's hot.

hyiu · « **Reply #57 on:** October 13, 2005, 05:21:05 pm »

hey... 2 page already.
can we start getting back in topic ??

ok... ok... I'll start...

Clonedsheep · « **Reply #58 on:** October 13, 2005, 05:49:44 pm »

i'm with ya on that.

Havok · « **Reply #59 on:** October 13, 2005, 07:08:26 pm »

DrewKaree · « **Reply #60 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:09:31 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 12:06:35 pm

You can tell her that the majority of us still think she's definitely cheesecake material.

-S

52% at least

Quote from: BrokenBones on October 13, 2005, 09:22:59 am

I almost had it out of my shorts in anticipation.

Why would she care to know where you store your socks and that you've whipped them out.....AND FOR THE LOVE OF PETE WASH THOSE THINGS, THAT ODOR IS MORE FOUL THAN YOUR DOG'S FARTS!

Havok · « **Reply #61 on:** October 14, 2005, 12:13:50 am »

Quote from: Shape D. on October 13, 2005, 03:48:14 pm

due to recent requests to see Zakks secretary I have now decided to post a pic of myself in a dress.

Thank you, and have a great day.

Ewww! Mangina!

Goz · « **Reply #62 on:** October 14, 2005, 02:17:35 am »

In Duece Bigalo European Gigalo the term mangina became hepussy

cdbrown · « **Reply #63 on:** October 14, 2005, 05:00:19 am »

Quote from: Gozur on October 14, 2005, 02:17:35 am

In Duece Bigalo European Gigalo the term mangina became hepussy

It was also interchanged in the first one as well.
Don't make me he----smurfette--- man-slap you!

ChadTower · « **Reply #64 on:** October 14, 2005, 08:58:03 am »

Don't get me wrong, I think she's attractive, but there is a world of difference between "I'd hit it" and "thousands of people would pay to look at it".

Stingray · « **Reply #65 on:** October 14, 2005, 08:58:58 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on October 13, 2005, 11:09:31 pm

Quote from: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 12:06:35 pm

You can tell her that the majority of us still think she's definitely cheesecake material.

-S

52% at least

I never said VAST majority.

-S

Havok · « **Reply #66 on:** October 14, 2005, 09:08:57 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 14, 2005, 08:58:03 am

Don't get me wrong, I think she's attractive, but there is a world of difference between "I'd hit it" and "thousands of people would pay to look at it".

So, what you're saying is... your standards are lower...

ChadTower · « **Reply #67 on:** October 14, 2005, 09:42:00 am »

Everyone's real life standards are lower. That is reality.

Bones · « **Reply #68 on:** October 14, 2005, 09:56:46 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 14, 2005, 09:42:00 am

Everyone's real life standards are lower. That is reality.

Not mine, mine are heaps higher. I wouldn't touch 85% of the woman posted in any of these threads.

ChadTower · « **Reply #69 on:** October 14, 2005, 09:58:03 am »

That is because they would file battery charges against you.

Bones · « **Reply #70 on:** October 14, 2005, 10:06:41 am »

No, more like throw battery chargers at me.

ChadTower · « **Reply #71 on:** October 14, 2005, 10:24:11 am »

A battered Charger.

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #72 on:** October 14, 2005, 10:25:28 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on October 14, 2005, 10:06:41 am

No, more like throw battery chargers at me.

Assault with a battery?

DrewKaree · « **Reply #73 on:** October 14, 2005, 08:40:48 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones on October 14, 2005, 09:56:46 am

Quote from: ChadTower on October 14, 2005, 09:42:00 am
Everyone's real life standards are lower. That is reality.
Not mine, mine are heaps higher. I wouldn't touch 85% of the woman posted in any of these threads.

Yeah, but you'd whip it outta yer pants in anticipation. We know they wouldn't touch you, but that sure as heck won't stop YOU from touching you.

Bones · « **Reply #74 on:** October 14, 2005, 08:56:15 pm »

It's my body and my soap and I can wash it as fast as I want.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #75 on:** October 20, 2005, 12:21:58 am »

So...um....not to give Zakk the impression we don't give 2 shites about him on vacation, but Heather, are you going to be visiting us while your weenie Canadian boss is away from the office? I can promise that Stingray and I play nice, and if you stop by, we'll try to keep Chad as far away from you as is possible.

Oh, for anyone who forgot who we're talking about.....

I prefer this pic to Stingray's, but I'm sure Heather will want to put her best work on display for us to cast herself in the best light possible....right? right? RIGHT? PLEASEFORTHELOVA...ahem We appreciate you stopping by to visit us, as we all know how Zakk is.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #76 on:** October 20, 2005, 02:58:31 am »

shes got a big rakc, amnd abn big noxse


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