Seriously nobody said that SUVs are going to be the end of the world. They said they are gas guzzlers and gigantic, ruin visibility, and take up multiple parking spaces. And yes, they take up multiple parking spaces. In practice they often take up multiple parking spaces in parking lotse either because they are driven by fools who can't handle them properly or it is something so enormous, like the excursion, that it is literally too big to fit in many parking spaces. But they ALWAYS take up multiple parking spaces on the street where cars must park parallel to the curb.
Anyway these are all accurate and perfectly reasonable complaints. Additionally they drive the price of gas up for all of us by increasing demand.
In fact, now that I mention it....Increased demand means increased reliance on foreign oil. Increased reliance on foreign oil means maintaining an evil government in Saudi Arabia to provide us with cheap oil. Maintaining said evil monarchy means more Saudi's take up Jihad against us. This inevitably leads to WWIII and the end of the world. SUVs really ARE the end of the world!!!