Author Topic: If Zombies Attacked.... (Read 6181 times)

ChadTower · « **Reply #80 on:** September 29, 2005, 09:12:03 am »

When the zombies take over, who is working the power plants?

NiN^_^NiN · « **Reply #81 on:** September 29, 2005, 09:27:03 am »

exactly :p

why not go to a army compound it should have food lots of guns and made to keep the zombies out.

you could hold up there for AGES if the zombies would die after a while and if u die u don't become one

ChadTower · « **Reply #82 on:** September 29, 2005, 09:31:19 am »

Quote from: NiN^_^NiN on September 29, 2005, 09:27:03 am

why not go to a army compound it should have food lots of guns and made to keep the zombies out.

Erm, there aren't very many military compounds... and they have stuff designed to keep you out... like soldiers with bigger guns than you.

Stingray · « **Reply #83 on:** September 29, 2005, 11:16:41 am »

Quote from: NiN^_^NiN on September 28, 2005, 09:28:06 pm

but you forget the zombie won't be staying still he will be upright and still moving which will make him sink and if your on a island far out he will blow up from the pressure cause he will be going down to far.

Actually he'd be crushed from the pressure, he wouldn't blow up.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #84 on:** September 29, 2005, 11:20:15 am »

I still say he'd just float along the current. Maybe not on the surface, but just like any other flotsam. Eventually he'd wash up someplace. The big question would be how much the decomposition would be accelerated by the salt water.

whammoed · « **Reply #85 on:** September 29, 2005, 11:23:38 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 29, 2005, 11:20:15 am

I still say he'd just float along the current.

Stingray · « **Reply #86 on:** September 29, 2005, 11:44:19 am »

Giant squid love zombie jerky.

-S

abrannan · « **Reply #87 on:** September 29, 2005, 01:24:40 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on September 29, 2005, 11:44:19 am

Giant squid love zombie jerky.

-S

Well, now, let's be honest here. Who *doesn't* love zombie zerky?

ChadTower · « **Reply #88 on:** September 29, 2005, 01:27:27 pm »

A guy that has difficulty with his lip does not like zombie zerky.

abrannan · « **Reply #89 on:** September 29, 2005, 04:24:02 pm »

Damnit... Stupid typos ruining my comment...

NiN^_^NiN · « **Reply #90 on:** September 29, 2005, 10:20:12 pm »

there always seems to be an army base in some zombie movies hehe

u are right he would be crushed instead of blown up but he would still sink down and be crushed before he got to u so it all depends if the fish or other animals would be affected if they ate him :p

I can see it now tho zombie jerky now with SALT

missioncontrol · « **Reply #91 on:** September 30, 2005, 08:46:49 am »

Quote from: abrannan on September 29, 2005, 04:24:02 pm

Damnit...

ChadTower · « **Reply #92 on:** September 30, 2005, 10:46:44 am »

Quote from: missioncontrol on September 30, 2005, 08:46:49 am

Not to worry if you have a typo Chad will find it

missioncontrol · « **Reply #93 on:** September 30, 2005, 10:56:33 am »

I must be a real comic genius, considering all the typos you point out of mine....

ChadTower · « **Reply #94 on:** September 30, 2005, 10:57:45 am »

You're gitfed.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #95 on:** September 30, 2005, 11:02:24 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 30, 2005, 10:57:45 am

You're gitfed.

well my mom allways said I was special

Stingray · « **Reply #96 on:** September 30, 2005, 03:15:13 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 30, 2005, 10:57:45 am

You're gitfed.

If this was intentional it's funny, but if it was unintentional it's frackin' hilarious.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #97 on:** September 30, 2005, 03:15:41 pm »

lol, nice catch sting

ChadTower · « **Reply #98 on:** September 30, 2005, 03:19:45 pm »

It was intentional. Dhu.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #99 on:** September 30, 2005, 03:20:55 pm »

yeah nice cover-up =p

ChadTower · « **Reply #100 on:** September 30, 2005, 03:39:09 pm »

It was a dual burn, probably too subtle.

Intentional typo.

Gitfed = git fed = fed by gits

eh, didn't work.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #101 on:** September 30, 2005, 03:40:12 pm »

fed by gits, lol. are they like gimps?

ChadTower · « **Reply #102 on:** September 30, 2005, 03:52:29 pm »

He's an aussie...

...git is a british slur.

Stingray · « **Reply #103 on:** September 30, 2005, 03:55:39 pm »

This joke is getting less funny by the nanosecond.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #104 on:** September 30, 2005, 03:56:04 pm »

Seriously, I threw a rock and missed the ocean.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #105 on:** September 30, 2005, 03:57:04 pm »

yo mama so dumb, she tried to throw a rock at the ground and hit her foot!

Stingray · « **Reply #106 on:** September 30, 2005, 03:57:54 pm »

I threw myself into my work and missed.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #107 on:** September 30, 2005, 03:58:27 pm »

Yo mama smell so bad, at the zoo monkeys fling crap at her to improve it.

whammoed · « **Reply #108 on:** September 30, 2005, 04:02:54 pm »

2 fav mama jokes:
Yo mamas so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo mamas so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #109 on:** September 30, 2005, 04:11:32 pm »

lol nice ones

ChadTower · « **Reply #110 on:** September 30, 2005, 04:13:49 pm »

Yo mama so fat, I tried to kick her ass and my foot got stuck.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #111 on:** September 30, 2005, 04:38:52 pm »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on September 30, 2005, 03:57:04 pm

yo mama so dumb, she tried to throw a rock at the ground and hit her foot!

at least my mama can see her feet....


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