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Bones:
Your only encouraging him Seph.
DrewKaree:
Screw that!  I know he's got a digital camera, I want pictures! ;D

It seems scooters are all the rage all over Craigslist lately, both buying and selling.  I love all the dopes posting about how they're "looking for CHEEEP!!!!1ONE!!1 scooter - $300!".  Cripes, at those prices, Paige would be stocking up on 'em just for parts!

*edit*
it's bad when I see a BIcycle selling for more than a scooter!
Bones:
From this moment forward I am taking an official BYOAC stand against scooters and all scooter paraphernalia.

DOWN WITH SCOOTERS. -HISS-
BOOOO!!
DrewKaree:
I can't join you in the struggle to free yourself from the shackles of this oppression.  My wife likes it when I call her "scooter".

Although "down with scooter(s)" DOES hold an odd fascination for me that I can't quite put my finger on. ;)
shmokes:
Guys you gotta realize who your're talking to here.  If you don't want him to get a scooter the thing to do is encourage him to put a few hundred dollars into a non refundable deposite for one.  Until Paige has committed himself to something with some significant dollar amount there's no changing his mind. 

Now, after he's got a bunch of money invested into the venture that he stands to lose, THAT'S when he becomes vulnerable to peer pressure and self doubt.  The epiphany about needing a real bike, or a car, or a skateboard for god's sake, if he ever wants to get laid will come only after he's purchased a non-working scooter and sunk a few hundred dollars into it (though it still isn't quite running yet). 

 ;)


Paige....for the love of god.....if you're married to the idea of a scooter AT LEAST get yourself a Vespa, Vino or Metropolitan.  While still for wimps there are girls in existence who think they're hot. 
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