Nobody gets to poison my posts except me!
Have you seen Anna Nicole Smith's breasts lately?
First, she was young and beautiful, then a big, fat skanky ho. Then they gave her a TV show, and she was a big, fat, STUPID skanky ho. Then she got skinny and prettied up again, but was still stupid and a skanky ho. Then Paris Hilton stole the "skanky" title away, and Anna has been seen in drunken/drugged up barhopping brawls, so now she's a stupid, drugged-up ho-bag.
Oh Anna! Can your young, post-op breasts save us from this horribly deformed thread?
Oh, and bacon...