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| DrewKaree:
--- Quote from: DrewKaree on June 30, 2005, 10:36:09 pm --- Alice has been approved for derisive usage, as well as Mary, Susy, and Martha. We now return you to your regularly scheduled lunacy --- End quote --- --- Quote from: abrannan on July 01, 2005, 08:31:18 am --- The proper terminology is: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Britney". Got it, Tiffany? --- End quote --- Neither of those have been approved, please see the above list for approved names Mary. --- Quote from: Avery on July 01, 2005, 08:47:34 am --- That's nice and all Jenifer, but do your bare hands have a central dust collection system? --- End quote --- Another nice try Susy, but again, not approved. No soup for you! --- Quote from: Havok on July 01, 2005, 09:41:53 am --- I just breathe all that crap in Christina... No little fairy filters for me... --- End quote --- You're starting to get the hang of it, but only with help. I bet that's not the only thing you.....wait, getting too out of hand. ;) Keep trying Martha, you can almost take your helmet off indoors ;D --- Quote from: nostrebor on July 01, 2005, 02:24:01 pm ---Lightweights :-* See below for the sawdust pile from my last project... errrrm... Marcy. --- End quote --- Swing and a miss....almost had it, but this ain't Scrabble. No adding a letter "just because". End of line! NEXT! --- Quote from: Havok on July 01, 2005, 03:48:56 pm --- Ha - you must have built your project with MDF... (Matilda) --- End quote --- You're really coming on strong, and with that offering, I declare Matilda to be suitable, although if there weren't none of them dirty Aussies here, we wouldn't have to use names they kin unnerstan' ;D Bones, tell me Mrs Bones isn't named Matilda! --- Quote from: markrvp on July 01, 2005, 05:58:54 pm --- I can carry two machines under each arm, Shaniqua. --- End quote --- EXCELLENT addition for ease of "rolling off the tongue" and usage of the letter "Q". Deemed suitable for future use :D --- Quote from: AlanS17 on July 01, 2005, 06:00:41 pm --- Holding them in place with the glue oozing from your armpits doesn't count, Bertha. --- End quote --- Clearly a wild attempt, and something you needn't go "off the reservation" to try to slip in there. Common, and passed over long ago. I hereby deem you Nancy Alice. If at all possible, the approved names should be used in as many posts as possible when replying to Zakk. Not only is it appropriate, but he's funny when he's confused, so it's also a "home entertainment system". Please advise as many members as possible. |
| nostrebor:
--- Quote from: 1cal on July 01, 2005, 07:16:27 pm ---Just managed to pick myself off the floor from laughing at the previous posts. Good stuff! Seriously though, in reply to the first post, MDF is about the easiest stuff to saw and probably doesn't need power tools at all. Provided... etc. Cheers Cal --- End quote --- How dare you interrupt our important posts with an on-topic answer! You, you, YOU... Nancy! (pauses to check approval list) What! I would like to formally request a variance for the use of Nancy in the previous statement. --- Quote ---Swing and a miss....almost had it, but this ain't Scrabble. No adding a letter "just because". End of line! NEXT! --- End quote --- Miss Karee, I would like to formally protest this deduction in points as my post CLEARLY has a misspelled word in it. Obviously I MEANT to say "Mary". |
| DrewKaree:
--- Quote from: nostrebor on July 01, 2005, 09:11:26 pm --- --- Quote from: 1cal on July 01, 2005, 07:16:27 pm ---Just managed to pick myself off the floor from laughing at the previous posts. Good stuff! Seriously though, in reply to the first post, MDF is about the easiest stuff to saw and probably doesn't need power tools at all. Provided... etc. Cheers Cal --- End quote --- How dare you interrupt our important posts with an on-topic answer! You, you, YOU... Nancy! (pauses to check approval list) What! I would like to formally request a variance for the use of Nancy in the previous statement. --- End quote --- Nancy has been previously used. Proceed with impunity. --- Quote --- --- Quote ---Swing and a miss....almost had it, but this ain't Scrabble. No adding a letter "just because". End of line! NEXT! --- End quote --- Miss Karee, I would like to formally protest this deduction in points as my post CLEARLY has a misspelled word in it. Obviously I MEANT to say "Mary". --- End quote --- As in golf, the honor system applies. There are no points, Sally, only ridicule/derision/shame, whichever comes first ;) And I'm married. That's Mrs Karee to you! You are hereby deemed to be knowledgeable of any and all rules. Expecting an apology, however, will net you a smack in the puss and the formal name in perpetuity of "Betty Nugs" |
| Kremmit:
This topic needs to be moved to "Everything Else", on the grounds that Drew has posted in it. |
| Avery:
--- Quote from: AlanS17 on July 01, 2005, 05:15:28 pm ---I bet next you're gonna whine about how you can't carry a machine under each arm. --- End quote --- You know that Jeff Foxworthy line, about if your tools are worth more than your car? My tools WEIGH more than my car. |
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