I guess you have to be a fat right wing liberal blowhard like DrewKaree...
I got mine because I won so many e-bay auctions....have you seen my latest steal? It's a working chassis for 25" Wells Gardner Monitor. I didn't really need it, I just bought it because I'm a conservative and figured I'd throw some of my ill-gotten gains around....keep the "little man" down....y'know, general jack-assery
I'm thinking I'm gonna take a nail gun to it or a hacksaw....something. I've got it, it's mine, might as well do a few useless experiments that ultimately destroy it and make it a worthless piece of junk instead of putting it to good use.
* DrewKaree runs away cackling at your pain and dreaming up new ways to torture you over that