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The Rules of Manhood
ChadTower:
I disagree with that one. A real man is able to do that and not worry about his manhood. His manhood is secure enough that it can withstand that sort of thing.
Chemixtry:
29) The Patton Principle: Falling on a grenade for a buddy (i.e., agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he
tommy:
--- Quote from: GGKoul on April 19, 2005, 03:43:57 pm ---There needs to be another rule added...
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DrewKaree:
#1 The remote is mine, was mine, and will ALWAYS be mine. You are allowed to touch it if I am not in the house. Any remote is to be considered an estrogen-sapping device, and you should handle it as if it were nuclear waste.
#1b If, while I am flipping through channels, the phrase "OOoooh, wait, go back, I want to see what that was will be dismissed without a word in reply; You will get to see what it is on my next pass through the channesl
#1c If we happen to be watching something YOU like, remember that there are other TV's in the house, should I decide to see what else is on and find something better.
#1d SportsCenter has regular time slots. Get to know them. The odds of it being on at those times is high. Plan for it accordingly. Your sense of well being will thank you for not setting it up for failure.
#1e It doesn't matter if I don't like the particular sport I have on the television. If you want to watch something else, go to Mary Ellen's house, and tell her husband to come over by our house. We will call you when we require food, as we know it pleases you to serve our every whim.
Snarbald:
--- Quote from: ChadTower on April 19, 2005, 03:44:53 pm ---I disagree with that one. A real man is able to do that and not worry about his manhood. His manhood is secure enough that it can withstand that sort of thing.
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Damn you're whipped. ;D