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Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

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Chemixtry:

Saw this list and I thought it was hysterical
http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/misc/overlord1.htm

M3talhead:

I read that...................2 years ago. ;)

Shape D.:

--- Quote ---No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
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--- Quote ---If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
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don't these two kind of contradict eachother.

Zero_Hour:

Only if the princess is a member of the rebellion.  ;D

DrewKaree:

--- Quote from: Shape D. on April 12, 2005, 02:50:08 pm ---
--- Quote ---No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
--- End quote ---

--- Quote ---If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
--- End quote ---
don't these two kind of contradict eachother.


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Why?  She made it known she's rebelling, therefore, he's killing her. 

I used to have many women who rebelled.  That's why I don't have any ex-girlfriends or ex-wives ;)

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