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Stingray:

Cats are smart. Mine even plays video games. ;)



She also craps in the toilet. It's not at all hard to train them to do so. The only hard part is remembering to leave to toilet seat up.

-S

DrewKaree:

No, the only hard part is when you are shuffling into the can late at night to drop a duece yourself and you flip on the light.....not crapping your pants from being startled is the hardest part ;)

I only did it with one cat, my first, because I didn't want to hassle with changing the litterbox, but after almost sending a fat heater through my drawers due to the shock I described above, I decided until I could find a way to teach 'em to flush too, it'd never happen again.

fredster:

Shotgun season! ALLLRIGHT


Here kitty kitty kitty, here kitty kitty.

Use a canopener as a call too.....

ChadTower:


--- Quote from: tommy on April 13, 2005, 11:37:37 pm ---Just looking into a dogs eyes while speaking to it, obviously tells me hes thinking more then a cat. He waits on me to react and sees my mood and understands the meaning of words and reacts as such. Its a night and day comparison.

--- End quote ---

My family used to breed and train hunting dogs in Nova Scotia.  We are actually credited with creating a style and breed of trained hunting dog that is renowned throughout Canada (among duck hunters).  I know a LOT about this.

That dog isn't thinking.  It's searching for a sign, any sign, of a way to please you.  That's if it loves you.  It might also be looking for a sign of a way to get food from you.  I've trained hundreds of dogs and the older members of may family have trained thousands.  Dogs don't think in chains the way a cat does.  They react to stimuli, at first based on a reward system and then simply out of rote behaviour to please the master.  It actually doesn't matter the master is a man, woman, or pickup truck.  They are a pack animal and pack animals work to please the pack leader.

A cat, on the other hand, can think in chains.  Put a bird in a cage hanging from the ceiling... a cat will jump to a chair, then the table, then a book case, and evaluate other places from which it may be able to get that bird.  A dog will just stare at it and drool.

Shape D.:

Ok I've got an even better/smarter/buttwhoopiner pet.



thats right a frog.

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