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Comedian Mitch Hedberg. R.I.P
mr.Curmudgeon:
Damn, 37yrs old. The world just got even less funny.
Heroine overdose, confirmed elsewhere. Don't do drugs, kids.
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1499352/20050331/hedberg_mitch.jhtml?headlines=true
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
"I had a bag of Fritos, they were Texas grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. Hell yeah, reminds me of summer time, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that Frito, Dad, you know how I like mine."
"I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. 'Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide."
"I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad a turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi,.Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself"
"I like refried beans. I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time"
"I was walking by a drycleaner at 3a.m. and there was a sign that said Sorry, we're closed. You don't have to be sorry. It's 3a.m. and your a drycleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna come by at 10 and say, hey I was here at 3a.m and you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology"
"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, 'Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf."
mrC
SOAPboy:
Figures.. Could tell he was using when he performed
:'(
quarterback:
That sucks.
crashwg:
The world will be a less funy place. :'(
OSCAR:
:'(
Brilliant comedian. I was at his Detroit show last month... It was great, best comic I've seen live. At one point, he hid behind the stage curtain, taunting the spot light guy to see if he could find him. I've never laughed so hard at a show. Ah, damn...