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Johnnie Cochran is dead! WoW
Dartful Dodger:
--- Quote from: rampy on March 30, 2005, 10:58:11 am ---if johnnie cochran dies when he is 67, he must be allowed to go to heaven!
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if johnnie cochran dies while he is the 69, he was in heaven.
ChadTower:
If the corpse don't fit, you must cremate it.
missioncontrol:
So we going to see another slow speed white Bronco police chase?
mr.Curmudgeon:
"I know he seems guilty. But ladies and gentlemen this is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one minute. That does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense you must acquit. Here look at the monkey , look at the silly monkey.
The defense rests."
Shape D.:
I like this one better.
--- Quote --- Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself!
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee
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