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Great Scott!!
DrewKaree:
I think I'll run to the local pr0n shop and buy some nipple clamps.
If I throw them on e-bay with some ambiguously worded description and a reference to Seka, maybe I can get a new car with what that casino will be willing to throw at it ::)
Bones:
So exactly how much do you want for these nipple clamps? Are they still attached to Seka? How much will delivery be?
DrewKaree:
Bones, you and I can work out a trade with your "beer getter/house cleaner" being sent in exchange for the nipple clamps.
I'm sure I can attach them to a picutre of Seka and send the whole nine yards off to you.
For you, shipping/postage will be free except for a small "handling" charge that is mysteriously equivalent to the shipping
I'll tell you when I put it up for auction, and I'll make the "buy it now" price a few cents for you only, that way you won't have to fight the casino for this unique item - they'll kill you in the bidding. I'll make sure you get the only one that I send to you because you're such a nutty good guy.
Tell you what - I just need your merchandise for a little while, like until the day I die when I'm done with "it", I'll send you back your item good as new, none the worse for wear and by "none the worse", I mean "worse"
I think you'll find my terms piss poor for you, but excellent and agreeable to me and I look forward to your reply finalizing this most excellent deal for me.
;D
Dartful Dodger:
Its a piece of cr@p, it doesn't work.
ChadTower:
Doesn't matter, it was bought by Golden Palace, just like all the other weird crap that gets on the news.