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Easy riddles... let see how long it takes someone to get them!
DrewKaree:
Why can't an elephant ride a tricycle?
(this is my mother-in-law's FAVORITE joke, so don't you DARE make fun of me for this, or I'll tell her and she'll come over to your house and kick your ayse!)
Shape D.:
Because theres not enough trunk space.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA.
Mwuahahaha.
Bwahahaha.
Dartful Dodger:
If a pick pocket snatches watches, what does a peeping tom do?
If the circus has a cunning array of stunts, what does the Rockettes have?
danny_galaga:
thats similar to:
"whats the difference between a gold fish and a goat? the goldfish likes mucking around in fountains, the goat likes ******* around on mountains. so then, whats the difference between a police mans baton and a magicians wand? the wand is used for cunning stunts...."