I often wondered how some of you guys got those ridiculously high post counts...now I know.
I have saved your words for posterity so that when you get a high post count we can use this against you.
You have failed to realize that we do NOT get our high post counts from threads like these, we get our high post counts from the "It's my 500th post, what can I expect to happen" kinds of threads. That's the proper place to inflate your post count......or to shamelessly proclaim "yaaaay, it's my xxx-th post" in a thread.
Silly rabbit, pancakes are for your head!