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a lobster older than fredster!! (",)
ChadTower:
Uh, we've been talking about the fact that he's dead all day.
DrewKaree:
And to think, he was fine where he was, except for those vicious money-grubbing lobstermen foisting their lobster-abusing practices on the poor innocent bottom-dwellers of the sea!
/shaking fist, old-man style (fredster style ;) )
damn you American lobster lovers!
damn you all to heeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
where hell is a nice restaurant with lobster bibs and large vats of melted butter aside your table
danny_galaga:
its a conspiracy i tell ya!! "lobsters are finicky" my arse! how long do they sit around kitchens with rubber bands around their claws, waiting for their butts to be lopped off? you think they don't know what's happening? they are holding out for a last minute break! ready to make a spring for it. they don't just give up and die. they never give up...
you wait, 50 years from now the US government will be releasing top secret papers and THEN you'll see...