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Best movie quote.
danny_galaga:
"hi, i'm bob. I'll be your robber for tonight"
-L.A story (two queues at an ATM. one for patrons, the other for their muggers).
RetroJames:
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Office Space
Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!
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The Jerk
Driver: San Francisco?
Steve Martin (Hitchhiking with a "San Fransisco Sign"): No! Nathan Johnson, but I'm going to San Franciso!
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Scarface
"I neva (##EDIT##) anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" (Tony to Sosa)
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Office Space
Bob Slydell: What would you say ya do here?
Tom Smykowski: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the (##EDIT##) customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
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W.C. Fields
"Never give a sucker an even break."
(Fields' famous line from the play Poppy, later used as the title of his last major film.)
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RetroJames:
Ok, so this was a tv show but man was it funny -
Fawlty Towers
German: Will you stop talking about the war!
Basil: Me? You started it!
German: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland...
(Series 1 : The Germans)
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The Wedding Party
[Sybil laughs.]
Basil: Always reminds me of somebody machine-gunning a seal.
Major: The heat?
Basil: No, no. My wife's laugh.
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Thenasty:
" I didn't do it " Bart Simpsons
knuttz:
--- Quote from: fredster on February 22, 2005, 10:23:58 pm ---Return of the living dead -
"More Brains"
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My favorites are from another (better) zombie movie ;). The original Dawn of the Dead:
"Wake up sucker, we're thieves and we're bad guys that's exactly what we are, we gotta find our own way."
"When there is no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth"